Evil Bride Sam
@honeyedbard.bsky.social
Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion 🎀 | draw, complain & videogame | 2027 bride
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Evil Bride Sam
@honeyedbard.bsky.social
· Oct 18
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Honey Brightclaw ♡ bard/rdm main ♡ malboro/crystal ♡ seeker/hrothgar
Honey Brightclaw ♡ bard/rdm main ♡ malboro/crystal ♡ seeker/hrothgar
why the fuck is a local tattoo shop posting AI imgs
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
why the fuck is a local tattoo shop posting AI imgs
Bullying my mom into planning a family trip to Puerto Rico to see family and so I can go on vacation
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Bullying my mom into planning a family trip to Puerto Rico to see family and so I can go on vacation
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statement from minnesota lt gov and US senate candidate peggy flanagan on tom homan’s announcement of the ICE surge ending soon
![Statement from Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan on White House Border Czar Tom Homan Saying ICE Surge in Minnesota Will Soon End
ST. LOUIS PARK, MN [02/12/26]—Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan released the following statement after White House Border Czar Tom Homan said ICE Surge in Minnesota will soon end:
“I’m relieved that this violent paramilitary force will be removed from our streets, but I won’t believe it until they're actually gone. Minnesotans stood together against this chaos and cruelty. We never gave up on our neighbors.
But I will never — EVER — forget nor forgive the fear, violence, and chaos the federal government has laid on our doorstep. ICE has killed two Minnesotans, Renee Good and Alex Pretti. and harmed so many more. Our children, like little Liam and Chloe have been targeted and traumatized. I will never forget the terrified looks on their faces. Our schools, our small businesses, and our churches have been targeted, closed, and harmed forever.
This is the first step in many to truly get justice for Minnesota. We must rip apart this agency that operates outside the law. The government must restore and repair what’s been broken. Minnesotans deserve justice and accountability, and I won’t stop until we get it.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o6b6p7w54st6r7ze6nmjv4it/bafkreidw3lmpuazr36nmxoauyiqjtaiq7btte6vch7ks7x65wuuwlvjgiy@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
statement from minnesota lt gov and US senate candidate peggy flanagan on tom homan’s announcement of the ICE surge ending soon
Ngl as someone who worked for lifetouch im glad my school district used a local photography studio for everything my whole life 🫠
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ngl as someone who worked for lifetouch im glad my school district used a local photography studio for everything my whole life 🫠
I came to the conclusion that I have very decadent sleep habits
Teal said i buy more bedding than anyone else she knows
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I came to the conclusion that I have very decadent sleep habits
Teal said i buy more bedding than anyone else she knows
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Teal said i buy more bedding than anyone else she knows
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
How often are yall buying new sheets/duvet covers 🤔
Having connections to Olympic figure skaters is weird cus im sitting here watching the scores like I KNOW WHO THAT IS and no one else in the office is excited :(
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Having connections to Olympic figure skaters is weird cus im sitting here watching the scores like I KNOW WHO THAT IS and no one else in the office is excited :(
Bullies my colleague and boss into letting me document a process thats been giving everyone grief over the past few months
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Bullies my colleague and boss into letting me document a process thats been giving everyone grief over the past few months
I want pastelitos de guayaba
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I want pastelitos de guayaba
ive been in chronic pain for the past few years and went through diagnosing the issues only to run into a wall with insurance 🫠 im in pretty bad pain today and the only things that help are pain meds (bad for my stomach) and weed lol
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
ive been in chronic pain for the past few years and went through diagnosing the issues only to run into a wall with insurance 🫠 im in pretty bad pain today and the only things that help are pain meds (bad for my stomach) and weed lol
you know its bad out there when your generally passive white mother is texting me about how much she hates racists, maga and white privilege haha
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
you know its bad out there when your generally passive white mother is texting me about how much she hates racists, maga and white privilege haha
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
that was such a good half time show what the heck
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
that was such a good half time show what the heck
Updated our modem finally and glad to see someone else in our neighborhood has a stupid name for their wifi
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Updated our modem finally and glad to see someone else in our neighborhood has a stupid name for their wifi
Trialing makeup for da wedding
I generally like the eyeshadow, but i want a cooler base. Ordered a discovery set from haus labs to find a better foundation and uh....need new contacts so I can actually do my eyeliner lol. Bebes here too. 4/10
I generally like the eyeshadow, but i want a cooler base. Ordered a discovery set from haus labs to find a better foundation and uh....need new contacts so I can actually do my eyeliner lol. Bebes here too. 4/10
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Trialing makeup for da wedding
I generally like the eyeshadow, but i want a cooler base. Ordered a discovery set from haus labs to find a better foundation and uh....need new contacts so I can actually do my eyeliner lol. Bebes here too. 4/10
I generally like the eyeshadow, but i want a cooler base. Ordered a discovery set from haus labs to find a better foundation and uh....need new contacts so I can actually do my eyeliner lol. Bebes here too. 4/10
Current work mood: blasting darude sandstorm
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Current work mood: blasting darude sandstorm
Lol Jake Lang was arrested for a felony charge of criminal vandalism at the state Capitol building. And filmed himself. Dumbass.
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Lol Jake Lang was arrested for a felony charge of criminal vandalism at the state Capitol building. And filmed himself. Dumbass.
Yay got a raise and backpack for said raise because my yearly review was pushed back almost 2 months
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Yay got a raise and backpack for said raise because my yearly review was pushed back almost 2 months
Why is reporting an HSA on ur taxes so insanely difficult
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Why is reporting an HSA on ur taxes so insanely difficult
Why does every wedding shoe or flat have a pointed toe???I have wide ass feet give me a goddamn rounded flat with a low enough cut to see toe cleavage so the girls can breathe god DAMN
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Why does every wedding shoe or flat have a pointed toe???I have wide ass feet give me a goddamn rounded flat with a low enough cut to see toe cleavage so the girls can breathe god DAMN
Bought this dress on a whim and I think it might actually be my favorite thing in my closet rn
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Bought this dress on a whim and I think it might actually be my favorite thing in my closet rn
I apparently continue to subconsciously pick my favorite color LMAO
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I apparently continue to subconsciously pick my favorite color LMAO
Posted without context
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Posted without context
I had an edible and have been staring at how perfect of a match the accent spray is to the MOH's dress color
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I had an edible and have been staring at how perfect of a match the accent spray is to the MOH's dress color