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Matt Turner
@mattspeakswords.bsky.social
Queer noisemaker with anxiety. Board Game nerd by trade. I tell stupid stories in my spare time. They/Them
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I don't have many followers on here, but I feel I should talk about a project I've been working on. The Tide is a mystery Roleplaying duet podcast which means I'm the only player. We keep the focus on atmosphere and emotion instead of rules, and it's fully sound designed! Check it out at tide.show!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It was the Fred West of times,
It was the Fred Durst of times.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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If you ever catch me staring off into space and you wonder what's going on in there, assume it's this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74n...
Dutch Street Organ plays Boney M
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are so many other options at this point. Transfer your playlists and cancel that subscription!
When your water supply has human faeces in it, but is also available in “sparkling”.
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
October 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Let's play a game called "is this shot from 2001: A Space Odyssey or a Jamiroquai music video?"
We're pitching SPACE SCI FI movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Watch this, she's just reading a poem but you won't have seen it read so well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTv...
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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We all need to speak up, and do not let this happen
After being used in WW2 compulsory ID cards were abolished in 1952 because of the widespread sentiment that they are fundamentally at odds with British values and civil liberties.

That was true then and it’s true now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme
The prime minister believes a new scheme would help crack down on illegal working in the UK.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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just did 63 damage on a level 1 fury in Draw Steel after getting the shit kicked out of us by a mutant pig, this game rules
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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you can laugh at any age but you cannot guffaw until you are 35 or older sorry
September 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The full album of my Star Trek show is coming out pretty soon!
This just might be the final cover art for the full album!
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The House of Lords must be abolished, but while it exists we need to ensure it's representative. Different.

I'm half the age of the average peer, there are NO trans people in the Lords. That's why I'm standing for the Green Party Lords List. 💚

#AshForLords
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Hey gang, if that flurry of retweets weren't enough to tip you off - I have a new show! It's a comedy show called Radio Go!, and it's good as hell. Please take a half hour today to check it out, because I think you'll really like it. You can find all the information over at @radiogo.show
September 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Grah! I'm struggling with this Silksong boss! Does anyone have any tips? He's just always hungry!
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators.

Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Sharing my response to the guy I just yelled at on LinkedIn over his question of "why can't indie comics talk about ethical uses of AI?" TLDR, doesn't exist. But if you're looking for talking points...
August 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM