Matt Mustin
@mattmustin.bsky.social
Award-nominated actor. Film fan. Lover and creator of theatre. Baseball addict. He/him.
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For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.
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HOLY SHIT
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
HOLY SHIT
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Audiences have rolled with different Bond iterations since the first time. Not trying to knock other writers, but... if this is a problem for you, you really shouldn't write Bond stories.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Audiences have rolled with different Bond iterations since the first time. Not trying to knock other writers, but... if this is a problem for you, you really shouldn't write Bond stories.
What is this trend over the last...20 years or so of male pop singers using constant, aggressive falsetto?
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What is this trend over the last...20 years or so of male pop singers using constant, aggressive falsetto?
A better title might've helped. And Sweeney is not bankable enough just on her name alone.
The Sydney Sweeney boxing movie 'Christy' flopped with just $1.3 million, but claims that it has one of the worst openings ever are exaggerated.
‘Christy’ Doesn’t Deserve the Box Office Smackdown It Got on Twitter
The Sydney Sweeney boxing movie 'Christy' flopped with just $1.3 million, but claims that it has one of the worst openings ever are exaggerated.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A better title might've helped. And Sweeney is not bankable enough just on her name alone.
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Aaron Rodgers Clearly Now Just Taking Beliefs From Commercials He’s Seen https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Aaron Rodgers Clearly Now Just Taking Beliefs From Commercials He’s Seen https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/
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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
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Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
I don't buy the people saying Keanu is good in that stupid angel movie. He looked 100% checked out.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don't buy the people saying Keanu is good in that stupid angel movie. He looked 100% checked out.
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Two or three people I follow haven't made jokes about this yet. I know it's early, but let's get to work, folks.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Two or three people I follow haven't made jokes about this yet. I know it's early, but let's get to work, folks.
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Imagine how limited the writers must be if this is a problem they're having. Daniel Craig was not playing the same character as Pierce Brosnan. And Judi Dench's M was not even the same M as in the Pierce Brosnan movies. It's not rocket science. Just start with a different Bond.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Imagine how limited the writers must be if this is a problem they're having. Daniel Craig was not playing the same character as Pierce Brosnan. And Judi Dench's M was not even the same M as in the Pierce Brosnan movies. It's not rocket science. Just start with a different Bond.
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growing concerned watching the new james bond movie as it becomes apparent he isn’t going to give his customary 30-minute monologue explaining to the audience how he used to be like seven different guys
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
growing concerned watching the new james bond movie as it becomes apparent he isn’t going to give his customary 30-minute monologue explaining to the audience how he used to be like seven different guys
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It’s gonna be a different guy. That stuff didn’t happen. What
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s gonna be a different guy. That stuff didn’t happen. What
It's not all been the same guy this whole time. Treat it like a new Batman.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's not all been the same guy this whole time. Treat it like a new Batman.
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When you're definitely not mad
omfg
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
When you're definitely not mad
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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48 years ago today
The Sex Pistols released Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols on November 11, 1977 via Warner Bros. Records in the USA with the additional song Submission, different cover and song order as a difference to the UK release
#punkrock #sexpistols #punkrockhistory #otd
The Sex Pistols released Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols on November 11, 1977 via Warner Bros. Records in the USA with the additional song Submission, different cover and song order as a difference to the UK release
#punkrock #sexpistols #punkrockhistory #otd
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
48 years ago today
The Sex Pistols released Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols on November 11, 1977 via Warner Bros. Records in the USA with the additional song Submission, different cover and song order as a difference to the UK release
#punkrock #sexpistols #punkrockhistory #otd
The Sex Pistols released Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols on November 11, 1977 via Warner Bros. Records in the USA with the additional song Submission, different cover and song order as a difference to the UK release
#punkrock #sexpistols #punkrockhistory #otd
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hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
Capital G GREAT actor.
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Capital G GREAT actor.
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Experiment in Terror is not the best film directed by Blake Edwards and starring Lee Remick that came out in 1962, but still very good.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Experiment in Terror is not the best film directed by Blake Edwards and starring Lee Remick that came out in 1962, but still very good.
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“Are those…”
“Hearn’s lamps? Yeah they are.”
“Hearn’s lamps? Yeah they are.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Are those…”
“Hearn’s lamps? Yeah they are.”
“Hearn’s lamps? Yeah they are.”
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If no one got hurt, this should qualify under the Anything Awesome Is Legal If You Can Get Away With It laws.
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
The driver of a stolen van sped through Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego counties, eventually driving into Mexico to evade the California Highway Patrol, officials said.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If no one got hurt, this should qualify under the Anything Awesome Is Legal If You Can Get Away With It laws.