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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
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"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop
working
working
July 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop
working
working
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nathan fielder was right
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
nathan fielder was right
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
June 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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if there was an actual, real liberal joe rogan, it's almost guaranteed that everyone who currently runs the dem party would fucking hate him.
May 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if there was an actual, real liberal joe rogan, it's almost guaranteed that everyone who currently runs the dem party would fucking hate him.
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THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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Jors (2001)
July 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Jors (2001)
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The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)
December 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Universal Studios: For when your quasi-stepdad fails to save your girlfriend’s life and you need to get away from it all.
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Universal Studios: For when your quasi-stepdad fails to save your girlfriend’s life and you need to get away from it all.
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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[News anchor voice] there’s a new teen craze that’s spreading across the nation… we’re hearing kids are signing up for RSS readers and meticulously sorting feeds into folders… government officials say they’re being inundated with requests from youth to make their websites RSS 2.0/atom compliant
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
[News anchor voice] there’s a new teen craze that’s spreading across the nation… we’re hearing kids are signing up for RSS readers and meticulously sorting feeds into folders… government officials say they’re being inundated with requests from youth to make their websites RSS 2.0/atom compliant
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There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you look out the windows on your left you'll see some fish... this is the worst I've ever messed up
February 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you look out the windows on your left you'll see some fish... this is the worst I've ever messed up
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NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel