MBC
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MBC
@matthewbriancohen.com
I wanted to be John Carmack and Joe Meno, but I’m just me.

book of short stories at https://stupidwaytodie.com

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/matthew-brian-cohen
There is no place on earth, in this life or the next, where this wretched family should feel safe
lol cry me a river bitch
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Taylor Swift wouldn’t be caught dead at these Chiefs games
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
your paper actively ran cover for him!
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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It’s very enervating to watch intelligent and educated people play dumb about this amidst the ascendance of a far-right reactionary movement driven by antisocial Silicon Valley psychos and Miami crypto scammers who all treat women as status symbols on the same level as NFTs and Labubus.
he’s a provider of access to money, connections and beautiful women and girls — everything that these people need to affirm their own status. being rich and powerful is a grift which requires other to bolster & buy in. That’s the service Epstein provided.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The only thing that could shock me is if it’s revealed Jeffrey Epstein posted on FYAD from 2004-2007
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every rich and powerful person is incredibly rude, stupid, arrogant, and self-absorbed. The wealthier and more powerful you are, the more this applies.
Had the same reaction. Did I miss something where everyone rich and famous sends emails that are incomprehensible gibberish?
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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oh word? damn that's crazy, if only anyone had brought it up to her at the time
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is how you know the economy is bad. In a boom economy, these two would be doing some PG-13 comedy where they have to pretend to be a gay couple in order to raise their late sister’s / late daughter in law’s baby
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
AI won’t take your job, but a human that knows AI is bullshit will.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Of course you can’t have him wake up in the shower - what kind of lunatic falls asleep in the shower? Have him wake up in a bed.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Does every Cuomo have to humiliate themselves simultaneously
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s not possible to have a functioning democracy with the current United States Senate.
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
With this Senate vote caving to Republicans, we inch closer toward inevitability — liberal Jan 6
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Sweet lobbying deals, fundraising, insider stock tips, and setting up elections so your voters barely have any choices
What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Dems are trying to punish voters. “Vote for socialists and we’ll side with Republicans to kill you” is the explicit message.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It’s because they want to stop the progressive Democrat victory momentum last week in its tracks because they can raise more money as perpetual (controlled) opposition to Trumpism
If Democrats do this then the entire shutdown was pointless and a massive chunk of the momentum heading into 2026 will be lost.

How can these people be this fucking stupid?????
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov don’t vote to open up the government! Caving right now is literally the dumbest thing you could do.

I full expect you to disappoint, but try to prove me wrong this one time.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Altman has been quite clear about his strategy.

From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.

What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.

And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.

What does OpenAI offer the world?
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM