MBC
@matthewbriancohen.com
I wanted to be John Carmack and Joe Meno, but I’m just me.
book of short stories at https://stupidwaytodie.com
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/matthew-brian-cohen
book of short stories at https://stupidwaytodie.com
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/matthew-brian-cohen
Spending Yom Kippur reading Refaat Alareer:
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Spending Yom Kippur reading Refaat Alareer:
Business people love turning verbs into nouns when they need to sound like experts about something they don’t understand
September 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Business people love turning verbs into nouns when they need to sound like experts about something they don’t understand
In retrospect it probably wasn’t a good idea to build economy around a company that looks like this
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In retrospect it probably wasn’t a good idea to build economy around a company that looks like this
I'm reading an essay at this great show Saturday at 8! Tickets here - www.eventbrite.com/e/comedians-...
June 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm reading an essay at this great show Saturday at 8! Tickets here - www.eventbrite.com/e/comedians-...
I love how misleading and dull this obvious LLM caption makes one of the greatest movies of all time sound.
LLMs rob art of all its freneticism.
LLMs rob art of all its freneticism.
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love how misleading and dull this obvious LLM caption makes one of the greatest movies of all time sound.
LLMs rob art of all its freneticism.
LLMs rob art of all its freneticism.
Genuinely love whenever this guy shows up on screen, but I can’t get over his name is Louis Cancel Me
December 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Genuinely love whenever this guy shows up on screen, but I can’t get over his name is Louis Cancel Me
The Duracell Battery Family is your typical swing voter. Obama 08, forgot to vote 12, Trump 16, died of COVID 2020
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
The Duracell Battery Family is your typical swing voter. Obama 08, forgot to vote 12, Trump 16, died of COVID 2020
December 14, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Best two texts I’ve ever gotten from my wife
November 30, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Best two texts I’ve ever gotten from my wife
I have decided to occasionally write essays about things I like, why I like them, and what they mean to me. It is called Stuff I Like There on Substack. The first post is about the video game Disco Elysium. Enjoy.
matthewbriancohen.substack.com/p/true-love-...
matthewbriancohen.substack.com/p/true-love-...
November 12, 2023 at 10:03 PM
I have decided to occasionally write essays about things I like, why I like them, and what they mean to me. It is called Stuff I Like There on Substack. The first post is about the video game Disco Elysium. Enjoy.
matthewbriancohen.substack.com/p/true-love-...
matthewbriancohen.substack.com/p/true-love-...
Just downloaded Now and Then. Incredible that the Beatles made something like this. Looks and sounds nothing like their previous work. Why didn’t they use Rosie O’Donnell sooner? Nevertheless, a masterpiece.
November 2, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Just downloaded Now and Then. Incredible that the Beatles made something like this. Looks and sounds nothing like their previous work. Why didn’t they use Rosie O’Donnell sooner? Nevertheless, a masterpiece.
First look of Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein
August 16, 2023 at 2:52 PM
First look of Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein
🎵I’m just a simple southern farmer who’s a bit irate / that commies like Paul Krugman think the corporate tax rate / should go up from 21% to 25 / how’s the C-suite at Wells Fargo gonna ever survive 🎵
August 13, 2023 at 10:23 PM
🎵I’m just a simple southern farmer who’s a bit irate / that commies like Paul Krugman think the corporate tax rate / should go up from 21% to 25 / how’s the C-suite at Wells Fargo gonna ever survive 🎵
New episode of And Just Like What, the only podcast that analyzes #AndJustLikeThat as outsider art. @msnadiaosman.bsky.social reads Miranda as a stand-in for America's acceptance of our declining empire! I talk about jizz!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-just-like-what/id1693007861
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-just-like-what/id1693007861
July 10, 2023 at 4:25 PM
New episode of And Just Like What, the only podcast that analyzes #AndJustLikeThat as outsider art. @msnadiaosman.bsky.social reads Miranda as a stand-in for America's acceptance of our declining empire! I talk about jizz!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-just-like-what/id1693007861
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/and-just-like-what/id1693007861