Matthew Bieri
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A simple man with extravagant needs.
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What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
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-Did you get that transit-riders photo yet?
- Sure did, Boss, and it's the grimmest possible dystopian image just like you wanted!
- Sure did, Boss, and it's the grimmest possible dystopian image just like you wanted!
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
-Did you get that transit-riders photo yet?
- Sure did, Boss, and it's the grimmest possible dystopian image just like you wanted!
- Sure did, Boss, and it's the grimmest possible dystopian image just like you wanted!
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Quick story for @stribsports.startribune.com, on @mnwonderwall.bsky.social and @mnufc.com honoring the victims of the Annunciation Church school shooting:
Minnesota United fans at Allianz Field honor Annunciation Church victims
Minnesota United in the Wonderwall stayed silent for the opening two minutes of Saturday night’s game to honor the victims of the Annunciation Church shooting.
www.startribune.com
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Quick story for @stribsports.startribune.com, on @mnwonderwall.bsky.social and @mnufc.com honoring the victims of the Annunciation Church school shooting:
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I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
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Life Hack: never stop breathing
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Life Hack: never stop breathing
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Barry Goldwater wasn’t wrong in 1964. He was almost prophetic in his observations.
July 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Barry Goldwater wasn’t wrong in 1964. He was almost prophetic in his observations.
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Correct.
The common tactic we can see in the last ten years is that mixed-race politicians who claim Black international/ or African heritage are "not really Black" -- so as to dissuade Black Americans from supporting them.
See Obama, Harris, Mamdani.
Clockwork. Nasty work.
The common tactic we can see in the last ten years is that mixed-race politicians who claim Black international/ or African heritage are "not really Black" -- so as to dissuade Black Americans from supporting them.
See Obama, Harris, Mamdani.
Clockwork. Nasty work.
They pulled that on Obama too, or tried too.
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Correct.
The common tactic we can see in the last ten years is that mixed-race politicians who claim Black international/ or African heritage are "not really Black" -- so as to dissuade Black Americans from supporting them.
See Obama, Harris, Mamdani.
Clockwork. Nasty work.
The common tactic we can see in the last ten years is that mixed-race politicians who claim Black international/ or African heritage are "not really Black" -- so as to dissuade Black Americans from supporting them.
See Obama, Harris, Mamdani.
Clockwork. Nasty work.
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
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The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
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Devastating destruction and civilian casualties in Israel. 7 killed and 150 injured in one day.
Russia has inflicted this level of suffering on Ukraine every day, ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN TIMES since Feb 2022.
But the allies are too chickenshit to help defend Ukraine.
Russia has inflicted this level of suffering on Ukraine every day, ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN TIMES since Feb 2022.
But the allies are too chickenshit to help defend Ukraine.
June 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Devastating destruction and civilian casualties in Israel. 7 killed and 150 injured in one day.
Russia has inflicted this level of suffering on Ukraine every day, ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN TIMES since Feb 2022.
But the allies are too chickenshit to help defend Ukraine.
Russia has inflicted this level of suffering on Ukraine every day, ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN TIMES since Feb 2022.
But the allies are too chickenshit to help defend Ukraine.
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Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
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Strib coverage is in front of their paywall. Please follow their coverage and resist the urge to speculate about *anything* about the attack itself.
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
Live: Rep. Melissa Hortman killed, Sen. John Hoffman shot in ‘targeted shootings’
Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.
www.startribune.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Strib coverage is in front of their paywall. Please follow their coverage and resist the urge to speculate about *anything* about the attack itself.
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
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The American tradition of former presidents just melting away into the set dressing once their done is a hindrance right now
March 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The American tradition of former presidents just melting away into the set dressing once their done is a hindrance right now
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Everyone’s too polite to say it in their “what Democrats should do to win elections” posts but the obvious answer is lie and make a bunch of crazy promises because most voters are morons
March 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Everyone’s too polite to say it in their “what Democrats should do to win elections” posts but the obvious answer is lie and make a bunch of crazy promises because most voters are morons
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What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
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No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
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This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
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We don’t talk enough about how funny it is that Vance’s whole schtick was that he became this devoted Catholic convert then he told the pope no not like that
February 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I would Dolby 4 U? A new hi-fi version of “Purple Rain” will show in AMC theaters on March 5.
www.startribune.com/prince-purpl...
www.startribune.com/prince-purpl...
A new Dolby-remade version of Prince's 'Purple Rain' will screen nationwide March 5
The hi-def restoration of the movie will play in AMC theaters, including Rosedale and Southdale in the Twin Cities.
www.startribune.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would Dolby 4 U? A new hi-fi version of “Purple Rain” will show in AMC theaters on March 5.
www.startribune.com/prince-purpl...
www.startribune.com/prince-purpl...
This is the playbook. This is how it works. The old game is gone.
Watters: We are waging a 21st century information warfare campaign from the left…It's like grassroots guerrilla warfare. Someone says something on social media, Musk retweets it, Rogan podcasts it, Fox broadcasts it.. and by the time it reaches everybody, millions of people have seen it.
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is the playbook. This is how it works. The old game is gone.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue