matsimpsk
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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Today’s track: Blue (Armed with Love) – Wham! music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Blue (Armed with Love) by Wham! on Apple Music
Song · 1983 · Duration 3:55
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November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Today’s track: Blue (Armed with Love) – Wham! music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Today’s track: Gloria – Patti Smith music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Gloria by Patti Smith on Apple Music
Song · 1975 · Duration 5:55
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November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Today’s track: Gloria – Patti Smith music.apple.com/gb/a...
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Courtesy by Chipzel on Apple Music
Song · 2012 · Duration 3:13
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November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Aw, this is lovely
How Scunthorpe woman made 926 friends in a year to beat loneliness
How Scunthorpe woman made 926 friends in a year to beat loneliness
Laura Cooper has received an overwhelming response after setting up Scunthorpe Lovely Ladies group.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Aw, this is lovely
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
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talkin' about the AI bubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
talkin' about the AI bubble
16 years ago today.
My main memory of this game was that Danny Baker was doing a thing at the time where he ask at what point would you feel safe to stand up at a game and shout “nothing can go wrong now”.
For me it was when Defoe got his 5th.
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My main memory of this game was that Danny Baker was doing a thing at the time where he ask at what point would you feel safe to stand up at a game and shout “nothing can go wrong now”.
For me it was when Defoe got his 5th.
http://news.bbc.co.u...
BBC Sport - Football - Tottenham 9-1 Wigan
Jermain Defoe scores five as Tottenham humiliate Wigan to record their highest top-flight win.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
16 years ago today.
My main memory of this game was that Danny Baker was doing a thing at the time where he ask at what point would you feel safe to stand up at a game and shout “nothing can go wrong now”.
For me it was when Defoe got his 5th.
http://news.bbc.co.u...
My main memory of this game was that Danny Baker was doing a thing at the time where he ask at what point would you feel safe to stand up at a game and shout “nothing can go wrong now”.
For me it was when Defoe got his 5th.
http://news.bbc.co.u...
Today’s track: I Will Cleanse You – The Black Dog music.apple.com/gb/a...
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I Will Cleanse You by The Black Dog on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:24
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November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Today’s track: I Will Cleanse You – The Black Dog music.apple.com/gb/a...
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November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
Today’s track: Do You Mind? – The xx music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Do You Mind? (Bonus) by The xx on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 3:37
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November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Today’s track: Do You Mind? – The xx music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Ah, so this explains why the proposed Birmingham City stadium looks like a sixth form project.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah, so this explains why the proposed Birmingham City stadium looks like a sixth form project.
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
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Today’s track: Pictures of You – The Cure music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Pictures of You (Remastered) by The Cure on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 7:28
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Today’s track: Pictures of You – The Cure music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Today’s track: Big Calm – Morcheeba music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Big Calm by Morcheeba on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 6:01
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November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Today’s track: Big Calm – Morcheeba music.apple.com/gb/a...
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This reminds of a business conference sign a friend forwarded me recently:
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This reminds of a business conference sign a friend forwarded me recently:
Full On by Hak Baker on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:43
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November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM