matsimpsk
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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands.
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
Today’s track: Do You Mind? – The xx music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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Do You Mind? (Bonus) by The xx on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 3:37
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November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Today’s track: Do You Mind? – The xx music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Ah, so this explains why the proposed Birmingham City stadium looks like a sixth form project.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah, so this explains why the proposed Birmingham City stadium looks like a sixth form project.
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
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Today’s track: Pictures of You – The Cure music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Pictures of You (Remastered) by The Cure on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 7:28
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Today’s track: Pictures of You – The Cure music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: Big Calm – Morcheeba music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Big Calm by Morcheeba on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 6:01
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November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Today’s track: Big Calm – Morcheeba music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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This reminds of a business conference sign a friend forwarded me recently:
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This reminds of a business conference sign a friend forwarded me recently:
Full On by Hak Baker on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:43
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November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Plans to leave refugees in a state of perpetual uncertainty about where and if they can rebuild their lives are not just performative cruelty, they are counterproductive to integration and the economy. It doesn’t have to be like this - 1/2
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Plans to leave refugees in a state of perpetual uncertainty about where and if they can rebuild their lives are not just performative cruelty, they are counterproductive to integration and the economy. It doesn’t have to be like this - 1/2
Today’s track: Restless – New Order music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Restless by New Order on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 5:28
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November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Today’s track: Restless – New Order music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Ah, I wasn’t able to share DiVine videos before, but it now seems to be working;
diVine Web - Short-form Looping Videos on Nostr
Watch and share 6-second looping videos on the decentralized Nostr network.
divine.video
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ah, I wasn’t able to share DiVine videos before, but it now seems to be working;
Today’s track: Pyramid of Health – Viagra Boys music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Pyramid of Health by Viagra Boys on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:15
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November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Today’s track: Pyramid of Health – Viagra Boys music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: Otherside – Maribou State & Holly Walker music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Otherside by Maribou State & Holly Walker on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:53
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November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Today’s track: Otherside – Maribou State & Holly Walker music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
Today’s track: Sparks – Beach House music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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Sparks by Beach House on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 5:21
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November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Today’s track: Sparks – Beach House music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: Higher Than the Sun (feat. Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart) [A Dub Symphony In Two Parts (featuring Jah Wobble)] – Primal Scream music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Higher Than the Sun (feat. Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart) [A Dub Symphony In Two Parts (featuring Jah Wobble)] by Primal Scream on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 7:37
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November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Today’s track: Higher Than the Sun (feat. Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart) [A Dub Symphony In Two Parts (featuring Jah Wobble)] – Primal Scream music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: Keep On Dancing – Nilüfer Yanya music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Keep On Dancing by Nilüfer Yanya on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:08
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November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Today’s track: Keep On Dancing – Nilüfer Yanya music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: Everybody Talks – Eaves Wilder music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Everybody Talks by Eaves Wilder on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 5:22
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November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Today’s track: Everybody Talks – Eaves Wilder music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
Today’s track: We Try but We Don't Fit In – Day Wave music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
We Try but We Don't Fit In by Day Wave on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 3:38
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November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Today’s track: We Try but We Don't Fit In – Day Wave music.apple.com/gb/a...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
November playlist music.apple.com/gb/p...
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.