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got my finger on the detonator
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as with many things in life this is a bell curve where if you're a lousy cook it's "more expensive" to cook, if you're a moderately good cook it's cheaper than eating out, and if you're a great cook you might have to stop yourself from making it more expensive again
as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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You said you were too busy to play with me but you’re literally just eating candy and reading wikipedia articles about mummies
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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As an ally I will be sitting my ass down and LISTENING to these AI accounts. I want to know how best to support their communities, whether that's somehow donating an AI-generated coat or just cutting down an acre of old-growth forest so Meta gets an additional $0.07 from Unilever.
everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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gengar plays the piano
December 29, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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I get that you love “Jesus” but do you love anybody else?

In the ways that matter do you love anybody else
December 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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🚨Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store during the duration of our ULP strikes. 🧵

bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
December 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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“am I a joke to you”
December 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Doechii’s Tiny Desk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
December 7, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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reset button
November 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Handsome T’Challa at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social! If you need more cute animals in your life you should follow them ASAP. Cats, pigs, ponies, ducks, rabbits, and more! 🦃 🐴 🐖 🐇 🐓 🐐 🐈‍⬛ 🦆
November 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Red Gyarados, the GOAT 🐉
On this day in 1999, 25 years ago, Pokémon Gold & Silver were first released.

These games started the second generation and had you travel through Johto to defeat Gyms and defeat Team Rocket before heading back to Kanto!

www.serebii.net/gs/
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Nobody:

Jay Leno:
November 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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There is no moment in Hamilton with half as much artistic merit and historical valence as E-40 as Carlos Santana on the Lonely Island song “Santana DVX”
November 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Somebody said this app has nonprofit happy hour vibes, lmao.
November 17, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Saw my first Cybertruck in person so you could say it was a bad day
November 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Every cabinet vetting is just this.
November 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention
November 9, 2024 at 7:00 PM
November 12, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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batman returns, 1992
November 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM