The Baja Blaster
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It's pronounced "bah-juh"
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Trump was working undercover for the FBI trying to take Epstein down and he had to get massages from teenage girls to maintain his cover.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trump was working undercover for the FBI trying to take Epstein down and he had to get massages from teenage girls to maintain his cover.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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September 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Trump says that wind power is a hoax, Tylenol causes autism, and the other UN countries are going to hell. Does he have a point?
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trump says that wind power is a hoax, Tylenol causes autism, and the other UN countries are going to hell. Does he have a point?
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Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016.
by James Comey
by James Comey
September 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016.
by James Comey
by James Comey
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Mock ICE recruiting poster spotted in Los Angeles.
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mock ICE recruiting poster spotted in Los Angeles.
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Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least
September 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least
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charlie kirk, free speech martyr, died so you could no longer say that
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
charlie kirk, free speech martyr, died so you could no longer say that
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only the right wing is allowed to attack its opponents in any way and on any terms they see fit and simultaneously only the right wing is allowed to claim victimhood
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
only the right wing is allowed to attack its opponents in any way and on any terms they see fit and simultaneously only the right wing is allowed to claim victimhood
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Thinking about Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thinking about Charlie Kirk
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Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.
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Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor