Masked Moonsault
@maskedmoonsault.bsky.social
Teacher / Pro Wrestling Fanatic / Spurs Super Fan / Vinyl Enthusiast
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
“What if we air an NBA preshow conversation between Shaq, Mike Breen, Killer Mike, and Ken Jeong at a barbershop” - Some ESPN Exec that inexplicably still has a job
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“What if we air an NBA preshow conversation between Shaq, Mike Breen, Killer Mike, and Ken Jeong at a barbershop” - Some ESPN Exec that inexplicably still has a job
If you fast forward through all of SGA’s free throws, it only takes ten minutes to watch an entire OKC game.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you fast forward through all of SGA’s free throws, it only takes ten minutes to watch an entire OKC game.
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As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
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There should be a three foot long blade that shoots out of your phones camera and kills you the moment you start to make a front facing video
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There should be a three foot long blade that shoots out of your phones camera and kills you the moment you start to make a front facing video
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Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Jon Moxley is Snake Plissken in Escape from New York 🤼♂️
Jon Moxley is Snake Plissken in Escape from New York 🤼♂️
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Brody King is… the Iron Giant
“I go. You stay. No following.” followed by him barking his way up to the missile in the sky 🤼
Brody King is… the Iron Giant
“I go. You stay. No following.” followed by him barking his way up to the missile in the sky 🤼
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler:
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Darby Allin is Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Enjoying a beautiful sunset while walking in -15 weather.
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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He sucked. He was cringe. He drove away customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a sports entertainment company ever had.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
He sucked. He was cringe. He drove away customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a sports entertainment company ever had.
Every time I see the shampoo at our AirBNB, a particular Pixies song plays in my head.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Every time I see the shampoo at our AirBNB, a particular Pixies song plays in my head.
Excited for Cena’s retirement match simply because I’m exhausted by the endless headlines that have inundated my feed this year with disingenuous quotes from John.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Excited for Cena’s retirement match simply because I’m exhausted by the endless headlines that have inundated my feed this year with disingenuous quotes from John.
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how it started vs how it’s going #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
how it started vs how it’s going #AEWDynamite
I suppose the same could be said about pro wrestling.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I suppose the same could be said about pro wrestling.
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“John Cena believes rapists can still offer things to the wrestling business.”
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“John Cena believes rapists can still offer things to the wrestling business.”
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
If you replace Vince’s name with what Vince did, you can really appreciate how much of a piece of shit John Cena is.
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I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.
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I watch both Dynamite and Collision on HBOmax each week, and yet every time I go on the app I have to search for AEW programs. I’ve never once seen it in my “suggested for you” category.
An app with great content but a horrible algorithm.
An app with great content but a horrible algorithm.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I watch both Dynamite and Collision on HBOmax each week, and yet every time I go on the app I have to search for AEW programs. I’ve never once seen it in my “suggested for you” category.
An app with great content but a horrible algorithm.
An app with great content but a horrible algorithm.
Me in public: My headphones:
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me in public: My headphones:
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Spotify losing value is cool and all, but not as cool as actually buying music from artists.
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Spotify losing value is cool and all, but not as cool as actually buying music from artists.
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It should be illegal to run Christmas commercials during the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It should be illegal to run Christmas commercials during the World Series.
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.