Marz
@marziebarz.bsky.social
What up it's Marz || 30+ || local Jock ready and willing to open your jars and move your furniture
God PREY is such a good fucking movie, the way it handles every single Yautja reveal in the movie is so fuckin on point. Also when it slaughters the trappers is such a goddamn good scene
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
God PREY is such a good fucking movie, the way it handles every single Yautja reveal in the movie is so fuckin on point. Also when it slaughters the trappers is such a goddamn good scene
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loving the way I just see a lot of people like "honestly dawntrail has its issues but arcadion is fucking peak" because REAL I mean I'm a genuine dawntrail enjoyer but fuck mannnnn arcadion
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
loving the way I just see a lot of people like "honestly dawntrail has its issues but arcadion is fucking peak" because REAL I mean I'm a genuine dawntrail enjoyer but fuck mannnnn arcadion
Trying to introduce my sweet girl to some culture by making her snuggle with me and watch the boat scene from Godzilla Minus One but she's rejecting me 😔😔😔
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Trying to introduce my sweet girl to some culture by making her snuggle with me and watch the boat scene from Godzilla Minus One but she's rejecting me 😔😔😔
It's so good that Alan Wake the character is not a particularly unique or especially good writer. Charm point of the game that the manuscript pages are usually kinda mid with flashes of real good prose every now and then
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's so good that Alan Wake the character is not a particularly unique or especially good writer. Charm point of the game that the manuscript pages are usually kinda mid with flashes of real good prose every now and then
What's my sexuality you ask? The aspect ratio changes in SINNERS
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What's my sexuality you ask? The aspect ratio changes in SINNERS
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
Making an excellent choice and watching Wicker Man right before I go to bed. Surely this will cause me no problems
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Making an excellent choice and watching Wicker Man right before I go to bed. Surely this will cause me no problems
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It doesn't matter how despicable a person is, mocking their innate physical appearance is always wrong.
Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.
Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It doesn't matter how despicable a person is, mocking their innate physical appearance is always wrong.
Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.
Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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my 2 cents on the whole "tag dynamics properly!!" discourse is: you probably shouldn't be reading unspecified top/bottom fics if you're getting panic attacks over your fave doing something you don't headcanon them doing.
also don't read my fics. any of them. ever. you're not gonna enjoy them.
also don't read my fics. any of them. ever. you're not gonna enjoy them.
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
my 2 cents on the whole "tag dynamics properly!!" discourse is: you probably shouldn't be reading unspecified top/bottom fics if you're getting panic attacks over your fave doing something you don't headcanon them doing.
also don't read my fics. any of them. ever. you're not gonna enjoy them.
also don't read my fics. any of them. ever. you're not gonna enjoy them.
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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Not to sound like a total snob but this is really something that I don’t feel like fans of other teams or even newer Mariners fans can ever truly understand.
If you’ve been a Mariner fan your whole life, you have never been here. The oldest of fans that came before you have never been here.
If you’ve been a Mariner fan your whole life, you have never been here. The oldest of fans that came before you have never been here.
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Not to sound like a total snob but this is really something that I don’t feel like fans of other teams or even newer Mariners fans can ever truly understand.
If you’ve been a Mariner fan your whole life, you have never been here. The oldest of fans that came before you have never been here.
If you’ve been a Mariner fan your whole life, you have never been here. The oldest of fans that came before you have never been here.
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Rizzs's grandslam call
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rizzs's grandslam call
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Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Women don't like the vehicle.
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Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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i don't really trigun but i think they should have let that woman remain the approximate size and shape of an ikea bookshelf in the remake
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i don't really trigun but i think they should have let that woman remain the approximate size and shape of an ikea bookshelf in the remake
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Bryan Woo gets it 😭😭😭
the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Bryan Woo gets it 😭😭😭
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THE GUNSLINGER ON THE BEACH (1982)
Acrylic on Board - 28" x 18"
The winter months of 1980-81 were tough. My wife and I became parents with the arrival of our daughter in November, and I needn't tell anyone who has children what that means in terms of lifestyle changes...like lack of sleep. 1/4
Acrylic on Board - 28" x 18"
The winter months of 1980-81 were tough. My wife and I became parents with the arrival of our daughter in November, and I needn't tell anyone who has children what that means in terms of lifestyle changes...like lack of sleep. 1/4
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
THE GUNSLINGER ON THE BEACH (1982)
Acrylic on Board - 28" x 18"
The winter months of 1980-81 were tough. My wife and I became parents with the arrival of our daughter in November, and I needn't tell anyone who has children what that means in terms of lifestyle changes...like lack of sleep. 1/4
Acrylic on Board - 28" x 18"
The winter months of 1980-81 were tough. My wife and I became parents with the arrival of our daughter in November, and I needn't tell anyone who has children what that means in terms of lifestyle changes...like lack of sleep. 1/4
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
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THE MARINERS ARE HEADED TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
THE MARINERS ARE HEADED TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001
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The people are right that Frankenstein is yaoi. But it’s abusive fucked up dadson yaoi, get it right 🙂↕️
October 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The people are right that Frankenstein is yaoi. But it’s abusive fucked up dadson yaoi, get it right 🙂↕️
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remember this phenomenal fucking post
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
remember this phenomenal fucking post
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Cal Raleigh and Babe Ruth are the only players in MLB history to hit *exactly* 60 home runs in a season. Both hit HR 6️⃣1️⃣ in the Postseason on October 7, in their final AB of a win in which their team scored 8 runs:
Ruth 10/7/1927
Cal 10/7/2025
#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱
Ruth 10/7/1927
Cal 10/7/2025
#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Cal Raleigh and Babe Ruth are the only players in MLB history to hit *exactly* 60 home runs in a season. Both hit HR 6️⃣1️⃣ in the Postseason on October 7, in their final AB of a win in which their team scored 8 runs:
Ruth 10/7/1927
Cal 10/7/2025
#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱
Ruth 10/7/1927
Cal 10/7/2025
#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🔱