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they/it. 21+ please be normal if you follow me I beg. icon by @tumiexoxo.bsky.social my art and stuff goes to @splattershed.bsky.social
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January 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
dealing with some bullshit somewhere and it has me staring at my screen like "well fucking whatever" like maybe I need to move on with my life
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
dealing with some bullshit somewhere and it has me staring at my screen like "well fucking whatever" like maybe I need to move on with my life
my new favorite habit in this game is just looking at messer you are so cool
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
my new favorite habit in this game is just looking at messer you are so cool
broprog cancelled I'm convincing oomf to unlock arcadion
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
broprog cancelled I'm convincing oomf to unlock arcadion
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January 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
facet coat of crafting is like plague bringers coat but dyeable I might as well die
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
facet coat of crafting is like plague bringers coat but dyeable I might as well die
there is a word to describe people like me
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there is a word to describe people like me
my 0 parse m9s feels less bad when you realize that's lowkey the week 1 special and once you know the fight the duty complete reclears or the late week any chests will be redemption arcs
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
my 0 parse m9s feels less bad when you realize that's lowkey the week 1 special and once you know the fight the duty complete reclears or the late week any chests will be redemption arcs
getting more woke and thinking things like "well metem is honestly not a cishet man to me and I am not cis either so I guess I'm gay for the guy" while doing household tasks
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
getting more woke and thinking things like "well metem is honestly not a cishet man to me and I am not cis either so I guess I'm gay for the guy" while doing household tasks
the "I beg you!" delivery is so perfect to me it's too powerful for the wolmetem agenda I really wish savage was canon to the story (I make it canon to my wol) because ohhhhh.. another win for my portrayal of metem pre-heavy
I was listening to the DN clear vid while doing mistwake and yess.. YESSS... there is agenda everywhere for those with eyes to see
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the "I beg you!" delivery is so perfect to me it's too powerful for the wolmetem agenda I really wish savage was canon to the story (I make it canon to my wol) because ohhhhh.. another win for my portrayal of metem pre-heavy
I've been laughing at this while cooking because I was literally saying this to oomfs last night while listening to the p1 progs x.com/cleeeees/sta...
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I've been laughing at this while cooking because I was literally saying this to oomfs last night while listening to the p1 progs x.com/cleeeees/sta...
I haven't made rice in so long I'm troubled unable to remember which container is white rice and which is jasmine rice
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I haven't made rice in so long I'm troubled unable to remember which container is white rice and which is jasmine rice
I'm so late I just watched the lindwurm phase transition that's a little cool ok
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm so late I just watched the lindwurm phase transition that's a little cool ok
every time its like "oh no! the gore has latched onto the champion! don't panic!" I think about those memes where someone circles/underlines a word and attaches an image relevant to it in a circle but it's just gore magala
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
every time its like "oh no! the gore has latched onto the champion! don't panic!" I think about those memes where someone circles/underlines a word and attaches an image relevant to it in a circle but it's just gore magala
someone in ul'dah brynhildr sent me a tell like "metem sir I've killed m9s! >:3" and I was nearly crying at my screen with how sweet it was like I'm not someone who does RP but it was too cute so I told them congratulations and that I cleared it too and they wished me luck on my rolls T_T
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
someone in ul'dah brynhildr sent me a tell like "metem sir I've killed m9s! >:3" and I was nearly crying at my screen with how sweet it was like I'm not someone who does RP but it was too cute so I told them congratulations and that I cleared it too and they wished me luck on my rolls T_T
m12s p2 voicelines are hilarious to me fight so crazy even metem is like "I have Absolutely no fucking idea what's happening here"
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
m12s p2 voicelines are hilarious to me fight so crazy even metem is like "I have Absolutely no fucking idea what's happening here"
meeting a celebrity or something
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
meeting a celebrity or something
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Literally everything Metem says is fantastic, but I especially want to emphasize LHW M1's "My RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! *ahem* pleasestandbackwhilewerepairthering."
Everyone (rightly) talks a lot about the highs of FFXIV's dramatic voice work, but what are some of your favorite comedic line reads in the game?
I love Wuk Lamat's little "hUh" when the gang meets Cahciua, and Thancred's shell-shocked "...perhaps" when the loporrits wake up.
I love Wuk Lamat's little "hUh" when the gang meets Cahciua, and Thancred's shell-shocked "...perhaps" when the loporrits wake up.
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Literally everything Metem says is fantastic, but I especially want to emphasize LHW M1's "My RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! *ahem* pleasestandbackwhilewerepairthering."
I don't care about parse but I'm also worried about parse on m10 because I play black mage like I don't know if I'm taking a bigger L playing it (dot management on the two bosses is REALLY hard) or swapping to pct or rdm on blm prog bis
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I don't care about parse but I'm also worried about parse on m10 because I play black mage like I don't know if I'm taking a bigger L playing it (dot management on the two bosses is REALLY hard) or swapping to pct or rdm on blm prog bis
do any raiders have a visual of TF insane air 2
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
do any raiders have a visual of TF insane air 2
plagued by wolship now because I'm thinking about how somehow messer is the most emotionally distant yet starved person EVER like they should be a little selfish. yeah maybe you can't have mr metem yet but you should absolutely try to steal his attention and time I agree man
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
plagued by wolship now because I'm thinking about how somehow messer is the most emotionally distant yet starved person EVER like they should be a little selfish. yeah maybe you can't have mr metem yet but you should absolutely try to steal his attention and time I agree man
I wish metem was real and dating me but he's not so my wol has to lock in and marry that man
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I wish metem was real and dating me but he's not so my wol has to lock in and marry that man