Megan Corcoran
@megancorcoran.bsky.social
(self-appointed) President of the Victor Robles Fan Club | 2025 ALDS Winner Seattle Mariners baseball enjoyer | visitor of 14 of 30 MLB ballparks | she/her
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lying in bed at 1:23 am when I have to get up early to catch a flight tomorrow and I’m just here laughing HYSTERICALLY because I swear to god I never named an album of photos anything CLOSE to this but that’s what Google photos decided to call some random pics or pulled
I’m cackling rn 🤣🤣
I’m cackling rn 🤣🤣
went home for lunch one day. food was in the microwave, I leapt up eagerly to get it when it was done. Ran my foot forcefully into the leg of my ottoman and caught my baby toe on it so badly it broke and got stuck bent out of place. I’m getting the heebie jeebies just remembering this.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
went home for lunch one day. food was in the microwave, I leapt up eagerly to get it when it was done. Ran my foot forcefully into the leg of my ottoman and caught my baby toe on it so badly it broke and got stuck bent out of place. I’m getting the heebie jeebies just remembering this.
I’ve always been an extremely consistent Jan. 2 or 3er at putting away my Christmas decorations but now it’s almost the 6th and I haven’t been bothered to do it yet
let me just have my pretty colorful lights a little longer!!
let me just have my pretty colorful lights a little longer!!
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I’ve always been an extremely consistent Jan. 2 or 3er at putting away my Christmas decorations but now it’s almost the 6th and I haven’t been bothered to do it yet
let me just have my pretty colorful lights a little longer!!
let me just have my pretty colorful lights a little longer!!
in a way, as a graphic designer for print, tools like Canva almost keep me *more* employed because I swear I spend half my time just fixing Canva PDF exports sent by clients who have no idea what they’re doing! 🫠
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
in a way, as a graphic designer for print, tools like Canva almost keep me *more* employed because I swear I spend half my time just fixing Canva PDF exports sent by clients who have no idea what they’re doing! 🫠
I do a little volunteer admin work for a local animal shelter and one thing I do is look through new volunteer applications and schedule them for an initial shelter tour
you have to be over 18 to volunteer and I was literally just about to deny someone because their birthdate was 1/3/2007
you have to be over 18 to volunteer and I was literally just about to deny someone because their birthdate was 1/3/2007
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I do a little volunteer admin work for a local animal shelter and one thing I do is look through new volunteer applications and schedule them for an initial shelter tour
you have to be over 18 to volunteer and I was literally just about to deny someone because their birthdate was 1/3/2007
you have to be over 18 to volunteer and I was literally just about to deny someone because their birthdate was 1/3/2007
first hike selfie of 2026 for me and my best boy!
bonus: I caught Joey at exactly the funniest possible moment.
bonus: I caught Joey at exactly the funniest possible moment.
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
first hike selfie of 2026 for me and my best boy!
bonus: I caught Joey at exactly the funniest possible moment.
bonus: I caught Joey at exactly the funniest possible moment.
I painted my nails last night with a new polish I just bought and I didn’t know it was scented? wtf is the point of scented nail polish? now I’m just caught off guard whenever my hands go near my face because they smell like eucalyptus and nail polish
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I painted my nails last night with a new polish I just bought and I didn’t know it was scented? wtf is the point of scented nail polish? now I’m just caught off guard whenever my hands go near my face because they smell like eucalyptus and nail polish
no I separately thought this rule myself too so if multiple people come up with the same rule than it’s law
January 1-4 are like a rest up period for the main event which has to start at the beginning of a week
January 1-4 are like a rest up period for the main event which has to start at the beginning of a week
FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
no I separately thought this rule myself too so if multiple people come up with the same rule than it’s law
January 1-4 are like a rest up period for the main event which has to start at the beginning of a week
January 1-4 are like a rest up period for the main event which has to start at the beginning of a week
I’ve lived in the east coast for six years now, that’s insane
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I’ve lived in the east coast for six years now, that’s insane
I have to go to work tomorrow and I think that should be illegal
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I have to go to work tomorrow and I think that should be illegal
I wasn’t paying attention so I was using the bathroom when the clock struck midnight.
Please let that not be a metaphor for how 2026 goes. 😂
Please let that not be a metaphor for how 2026 goes. 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I wasn’t paying attention so I was using the bathroom when the clock struck midnight.
Please let that not be a metaphor for how 2026 goes. 😂
Please let that not be a metaphor for how 2026 goes. 😂
I’m generally pretty good at remembering numbers for things, but occasionally one just never sinks in. For example, I have been mailing a check for my rent to the same PO Box every single month since Nov. 2022 (so 39 times including Jan 2026!) and I still can’t ever remember the PO Box number.
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m generally pretty good at remembering numbers for things, but occasionally one just never sinks in. For example, I have been mailing a check for my rent to the same PO Box every single month since Nov. 2022 (so 39 times including Jan 2026!) and I still can’t ever remember the PO Box number.
this morning at work I am having to find somewhere who can source a very specific type of custom print receipt paper for a client
so I was googling it because none of my normal vendors have what I need….
so I was googling it because none of my normal vendors have what I need….
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this morning at work I am having to find somewhere who can source a very specific type of custom print receipt paper for a client
so I was googling it because none of my normal vendors have what I need….
so I was googling it because none of my normal vendors have what I need….
ok now it’s no secret that I like cold weather but what I don’t like is cold weather with 20+ mph winds
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ok now it’s no secret that I like cold weather but what I don’t like is cold weather with 20+ mph winds
I would just like to inform everyone that while I don’t think Félix will quite make it into the Hall of Fame this year, he is trending upwards with the votes so far at a much faster rate than I expected! I might be stupid, but I’m feeling optimistic about him getting voted in at some point. 🥹
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I would just like to inform everyone that while I don’t think Félix will quite make it into the Hall of Fame this year, he is trending upwards with the votes so far at a much faster rate than I expected! I might be stupid, but I’m feeling optimistic about him getting voted in at some point. 🥹
me waking up to go to work today
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
me waking up to go to work today
being from one area of the country while living in another is fun because I have friends from everywhere and my social media feeds are generally people having very opposite reactions to sports outcomes and it’s a roller coaster!
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
being from one area of the country while living in another is fun because I have friends from everywhere and my social media feeds are generally people having very opposite reactions to sports outcomes and it’s a roller coaster!
look at how much fun my senior dog has in the snow 🥹
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
look at how much fun my senior dog has in the snow 🥹
mid 40s and rain tomorrow 😭 why can’t we ever just get snow and then keep it???
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
mid 40s and rain tomorrow 😭 why can’t we ever just get snow and then keep it???
Currently sitting on a log in the snow in a quiet forest watching my dog nose around in the snow and chew on fallen branches. I could literally do this all day.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Currently sitting on a log in the snow in a quiet forest watching my dog nose around in the snow and chew on fallen branches. I could literally do this all day.
watching stranger things vol. 2 (i only just finished ep. 6 so i still have 1 left to catch up) and I can’t prove it because I never discussed it with anyone before, but I had a decently thought-out theory on what the upside down actually is and I honestly wasn’t far off at all 😎
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
watching stranger things vol. 2 (i only just finished ep. 6 so i still have 1 left to catch up) and I can’t prove it because I never discussed it with anyone before, but I had a decently thought-out theory on what the upside down actually is and I honestly wasn’t far off at all 😎
this certainly isn’t the highest snowfall total I’ve seen since living in CT, but the intensity of the snowfall and how fast it accumulated might be the most I’ve seen since living in CT
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
this certainly isn’t the highest snowfall total I’ve seen since living in CT, but the intensity of the snowfall and how fast it accumulated might be the most I’ve seen since living in CT
my favorite kind of night!! ❄️
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
my favorite kind of night!! ❄️
the iPhone weather app says it’s going to rain tonight but it’s not going to get above 28 degrees but also there’s a winter storm warning saying we’re getting 5 to 7 inches of snow so I think it’s confused
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
the iPhone weather app says it’s going to rain tonight but it’s not going to get above 28 degrees but also there’s a winter storm warning saying we’re getting 5 to 7 inches of snow so I think it’s confused
this particular Christmas gift gave me mixed feelings because I love it but also it might be out of date already 😭
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this particular Christmas gift gave me mixed feelings because I love it but also it might be out of date already 😭
merry Christmas from my dog, who is already making great use of one of his gifts 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
merry Christmas from my dog, who is already making great use of one of his gifts 🥰