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Mostly Harmless. On the South Downs, down south.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Same vibes
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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This is the earliest Happy Invincibles Day since 2020-21 when all teams had been defeated at least once by their sixth match.
Crystal Palace's long unbeaten run is over.

That's the last unbeaten team in the Premier League defeated.

Happy Invincibles Day!

Feels early this season.
October 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ok ok maybe an eff off win then. X
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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This is good.
Bear with me, I anticipate your disagreement. There is a clear pattern to the advice given to those who want to press back against rising racism. What it boils down to is that if you point out that racism is often being dressed up as “legitimate concerns” you will alienate people. /1
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Sounds about right 👍
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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"There is not a free speech crisis in the UK. Keir Starmer has not shut down GB News," Ruskin says. Farage seems "most at home with the autocrats and dictators of this world", he adds. If he's serious about the Online Safety Act, he should be in parliament, he says, not here.
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Current state of UK political discourse.
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why do the BBC consistently give Farage so much publicity? He was the architect of Brexit and now his proclamations are turning Brits against each other again.
August 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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There is no better joy in life than seeing a dog get the zoomies.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz346bs
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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WELCOME VIKTOR!
Viktor Gyökeres signs for Arsenal
Sweden international Viktor Gyökeres has signed for us on a long-term contract
www.arsenal.com
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, love him already
July 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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The Sunderland manager has been interviewed on Sky Sports News but I'll be honest, I'm not convinced by that formation on the board.
July 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The Telegraph who hate illegal immigrants, advising Brits how to be illegal immigrants.
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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RIP BARNY TEH PURPEL DINOSORE U R IN HEVEN WITH DA ANGLES AND PRICNESS DI XXX
Unexpected skull found in Texas dates back millions of years
The specimen will eventually be displayed at a Texas museum.
www.chron.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social Jadon Sancho as a possible left wing answer?
June 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Our boys gave PSG more of a contest than Inter @arseblog.com
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yes the season has just finished but is there any transfer news yet?
May 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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@herring1967.bsky.social Thanks to the narrowest of demographic overlaps, Marillion have just been asked on stage tonight at their fan weekend in Leicester whether they would rather have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispenses sun cream. (No, it wasn’t me who asked.)
May 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. 🏆
May 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yes, Arsenal!
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM