Martin #509
@martin509.bsky.social
Cars, politics, Homestar Runner. He/him in bio.
Why am I reading everything Nuzzi writes in @blackcasebook.bsky.social's Tom King voice
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why am I reading everything Nuzzi writes in @blackcasebook.bsky.social's Tom King voice
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Reading an AI summary that's like 'Avoid massive life changes. Gregor Samsa made a radical change in his life and that's when things started to go poorly for him. Slow and steady wins the race, Gregor.'
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reading an AI summary that's like 'Avoid massive life changes. Gregor Samsa made a radical change in his life and that's when things started to go poorly for him. Slow and steady wins the race, Gregor.'
You know you're gonna learn some wild stuff when the youtube video breaks out this music
youtu.be/hrJNgLGbYg0?...
youtu.be/hrJNgLGbYg0?...
Super Mario 64 Soundtrack - File Select
YouTube video by RadiatorRampardos
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You know you're gonna learn some wild stuff when the youtube video breaks out this music
youtu.be/hrJNgLGbYg0?...
youtu.be/hrJNgLGbYg0?...
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Overview of Reported Damage for October 2025
Number of events:
Hit (Confirmed): 300
Combined Strike (Missile, KAB and/or drone): 52
Fire (“Light” / Unknown Damage): 71
Drone (Unspecified Type): 51
Power Outage: 49, 25 Major
Map:
Number of events:
Hit (Confirmed): 300
Combined Strike (Missile, KAB and/or drone): 52
Fire (“Light” / Unknown Damage): 71
Drone (Unspecified Type): 51
Power Outage: 49, 25 Major
Map:
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Overview of Reported Damage for October 2025
Number of events:
Hit (Confirmed): 300
Combined Strike (Missile, KAB and/or drone): 52
Fire (“Light” / Unknown Damage): 71
Drone (Unspecified Type): 51
Power Outage: 49, 25 Major
Map:
Number of events:
Hit (Confirmed): 300
Combined Strike (Missile, KAB and/or drone): 52
Fire (“Light” / Unknown Damage): 71
Drone (Unspecified Type): 51
Power Outage: 49, 25 Major
Map:
Jeffrey Epstein typed like one of those incoherent thoughtforms in corru observer
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jeffrey Epstein typed like one of those incoherent thoughtforms in corru observer
youtube is now giving me ads for the horse gacha :(
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
youtube is now giving me ads for the horse gacha :(
96 year old YTPer still makes Dinner the old fashioned StyeyeyletS
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
96 year old YTPer still makes Dinner the old fashioned StyeyeyletS
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they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies
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I have caught up on the baseball
I am sorry Canadians, it seems your team has been another casualty in the Kendrick/Drake feud. The only way to succeed now is to exile him from your nation to one that also isn't the United States. Preferably the center of a large sea.
I am sorry Canadians, it seems your team has been another casualty in the Kendrick/Drake feud. The only way to succeed now is to exile him from your nation to one that also isn't the United States. Preferably the center of a large sea.
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I have caught up on the baseball
I am sorry Canadians, it seems your team has been another casualty in the Kendrick/Drake feud. The only way to succeed now is to exile him from your nation to one that also isn't the United States. Preferably the center of a large sea.
I am sorry Canadians, it seems your team has been another casualty in the Kendrick/Drake feud. The only way to succeed now is to exile him from your nation to one that also isn't the United States. Preferably the center of a large sea.
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The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
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The thing he is doing is the image that would represent the thing he is doing in a political cartoon
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The thing he is doing is the image that would represent the thing he is doing in a political cartoon
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every USN versus PLAN encounter after 2027 is like USS Golden Warfighter, Liberal Deportation Machine (DEG-47) versus 19 identical copies of the PLAN's 我们昨天建了这个 class
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
every USN versus PLAN encounter after 2027 is like USS Golden Warfighter, Liberal Deportation Machine (DEG-47) versus 19 identical copies of the PLAN's 我们昨天建了这个 class
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
wait that ballroom is gonna be NINETY THOUSAND SQUARE FEET?
like TWICE AS LARGE AS THE ACTUAL FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?
like TWICE AS LARGE AS THE ACTUAL FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
wait that ballroom is gonna be NINETY THOUSAND SQUARE FEET?
like TWICE AS LARGE AS THE ACTUAL FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?
like TWICE AS LARGE AS THE ACTUAL FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?
the US has officially surpassed 'Russian Federation in the 1990s' levels of state collapse
The move, which would allow access to radioactive material from cold war-era warheads, is the Trump administration’s latest attempt to boost the nuclear industry on.ft.com/4odP94g
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the US has officially surpassed 'Russian Federation in the 1990s' levels of state collapse
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Yandere Simulator happened and then all of a sudden Yandere stopped being a popular trope. Coincidence?
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yandere Simulator happened and then all of a sudden Yandere stopped being a popular trope. Coincidence?
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Ultimately it's the yawning moral void at the heart of this type of writing that baffles me. "Oh, the best data suggests that most voters feel that—" YOU ARE THE NYT EDITORIAL BOARD. I AM READING YOU FOR YOUR OPINION. TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
i would absolutely be willing to screw over the, like, nine trans high school athletes in america in order to get workplace protections for other trans people, except i know that doing so would only show weakness and i wouldn't get the other thing anyway. also no one votes on that basis.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ultimately it's the yawning moral void at the heart of this type of writing that baffles me. "Oh, the best data suggests that most voters feel that—" YOU ARE THE NYT EDITORIAL BOARD. I AM READING YOU FOR YOUR OPINION. TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
"Maybe this is an artifact of Elon's stewardship but"
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Maybe this is an artifact of Elon's stewardship but"
"How dare you say the president has or wants absolute power. Anyways if the president had absolute power he would outlaw you fucking commoners protesting his rule."
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"How dare you say the president has or wants absolute power. Anyways if the president had absolute power he would outlaw you fucking commoners protesting his rule."
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This appears to be the current tone and tenor of broad American Liberalism. What I will call the re-cooption of patriotic symbolism is noteworthy and speaks to what anger you find in people at events similar to this one.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This appears to be the current tone and tenor of broad American Liberalism. What I will call the re-cooption of patriotic symbolism is noteworthy and speaks to what anger you find in people at events similar to this one.
Me playing Creeper World on a flash game site in 2009: oh boy I hope my tower defense setup will work
The sea of dastardly nanomachines:
The sea of dastardly nanomachines:
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me playing Creeper World on a flash game site in 2009: oh boy I hope my tower defense setup will work
The sea of dastardly nanomachines:
The sea of dastardly nanomachines:
Love that THIS of all things is their messaging now. Going on TV and literally saying "we are going to rule you like a king and bribe you into accepting it".
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Love that THIS of all things is their messaging now. Going on TV and literally saying "we are going to rule you like a king and bribe you into accepting it".
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Something that I don’t think most non-terminally online liberals are aware of is the degree to which young Republicans are basically unrecoverably feral men, a generation of Oskar Dirlewangers who all speak like Instagram influencers and Twitch streamers
this reminds me of the almost exact same racist content that was in the TPUSA at Virginia Tech chats
www.collegiatetimes.com/news/student...
www.collegiatetimes.com/news/student...
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Something that I don’t think most non-terminally online liberals are aware of is the degree to which young Republicans are basically unrecoverably feral men, a generation of Oskar Dirlewangers who all speak like Instagram influencers and Twitch streamers
hard as hell
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
hard as hell
I don't think they actually want the shutdown to end
Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine
Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't think they actually want the shutdown to end