Marshmallow Knight
@marshmallowknight.bsky.social
A large mammal in the pacific northwest
Queer, medium well, no onions
she/her
Queer, medium well, no onions
she/her
Pinned
I guess I wasn’t feeling chronically online enough just using tumblr
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I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
It’s that time of year!
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s that time of year!
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Pumpkin
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pumpkin
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Werewolves are Choleric, Zombies are Phlegmatic. You'd think Vampires were Sanguine, but they're actually Melancholic; Cursed Puppets are Sanguine.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Werewolves are Choleric, Zombies are Phlegmatic. You'd think Vampires were Sanguine, but they're actually Melancholic; Cursed Puppets are Sanguine.
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Where we're going we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown.
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i call the big one bitey
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i call the big one bitey
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
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just stop
you made a perfect cookie, we’re done here
you made a perfect cookie, we’re done here
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
just stop
you made a perfect cookie, we’re done here
you made a perfect cookie, we’re done here
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
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The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
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"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."
June 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."
For taking notes
Came for Retro Game Con, stayed for the Executive Cuck Chair.
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
For taking notes
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Bipolar also involves rapid cycling, where an individual can flip quickly between mania and depression (for want of a better descriptor), and mixed states, which are basically when your brain goes 'ha ha fuck you completely'.
Pop psychology: Bipolar is mood swings.
Actual psychology: Bipolar involves manic and depressive episodes that are intense and disruptive, sometimes requiring hospitalization, far beyond ordinary shifts in mood.
Actual psychology: Bipolar involves manic and depressive episodes that are intense and disruptive, sometimes requiring hospitalization, far beyond ordinary shifts in mood.
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Bipolar also involves rapid cycling, where an individual can flip quickly between mania and depression (for want of a better descriptor), and mixed states, which are basically when your brain goes 'ha ha fuck you completely'.
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Morning walk
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morning walk