Marsha FatFace
@marshafatface.bsky.social
Sassy Raccoon / Quirky Chicken
我在学中文。帮我练习！🤓
我在学中文。帮我练习！🤓
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
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I don’t want to but I will
December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I don’t want to but I will
Assault charges dismissed
your honor, they said "supposably"
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Assault charges dismissed
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[at a crowded urinal in a chili’s bathroom] hogs looking good tonight!
December 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
[at a crowded urinal in a chili’s bathroom] hogs looking good tonight!
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Getting gunned down on the street in NY is a weird way to find out you’re the most hated man in America
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Getting gunned down on the street in NY is a weird way to find out you’re the most hated man in America
Too literal to give people cute nicknames but too forgetful to not create secret nicknames for recall
December 5, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Too literal to give people cute nicknames but too forgetful to not create secret nicknames for recall
Never not on a pillow 💜
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Never not on a pillow 💜
Could go for a big juicy something burger. This nothing burger diet is a little dry.
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Could go for a big juicy something burger. This nothing burger diet is a little dry.
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santa dusting off the sleigh and finding his unopened lunchbox still sitting in it from last year
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 AM
santa dusting off the sleigh and finding his unopened lunchbox still sitting in it from last year
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THERAPIST: you need to get out of your comfort zone
ME: my what
ME: my what
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 PM
THERAPIST: you need to get out of your comfort zone
ME: my what
ME: my what
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no i will not change my display name to something cute and festive for the holidays. i am here to fight god
December 3, 2024 at 1:29 AM
no i will not change my display name to something cute and festive for the holidays. i am here to fight god
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reverse cowgirl so i can look at all the cool jibbitz on his crocs
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
reverse cowgirl so i can look at all the cool jibbitz on his crocs
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I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGISE TO ME.
I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGISE TO ME.
December 2, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGISE TO ME.
I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGISE TO ME.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.
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we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
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waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
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I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts