Marquez
@marquezdoeee.bsky.social
Probably being side-eyed by my cat tbh
Hollywood
Hollywood
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Honey is wishing everyone a very merry Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Honey is wishing everyone a very merry Christmas!
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May the power of Ron compel you, I guess?
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
May the power of Ron compel you, I guess?
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
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December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
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If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
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Anybody that gets a song written about them had sex with the songwriter. For instance, Francis Scott Key probably fucked that flag
December 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Anybody that gets a song written about them had sex with the songwriter. For instance, Francis Scott Key probably fucked that flag
If Jim Carrey doesn’t get nominations, recognition, etc of any kind for his work in Sonic 3, art is dead.
12/10, no notes, will watch again with my niece and nephew next week.
12/10, no notes, will watch again with my niece and nephew next week.
December 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
If Jim Carrey doesn’t get nominations, recognition, etc of any kind for his work in Sonic 3, art is dead.
12/10, no notes, will watch again with my niece and nephew next week.
12/10, no notes, will watch again with my niece and nephew next week.
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Here are the four favorite comics I drew this past year (excluding Gav's Tavern). Which one's your favorite?
December 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Here are the four favorite comics I drew this past year (excluding Gav's Tavern). Which one's your favorite?
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i love holding real news in my hands
December 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i love holding real news in my hands
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apologies to everyone in the office who accidentally received my holiday promotional video where I referred to myself as the Nawg Dawg and shotgunned a half gallon of egg nog
December 18, 2024 at 12:18 AM
apologies to everyone in the office who accidentally received my holiday promotional video where I referred to myself as the Nawg Dawg and shotgunned a half gallon of egg nog
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...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
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[watching my cotton candy melt in the rain] oh no i’ve been eating a witch
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
[watching my cotton candy melt in the rain] oh no i’ve been eating a witch
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My high school anxiety dream has upscaled for adulthood and now I'm at the airport and can't find my gate
December 18, 2024 at 12:14 PM
My high school anxiety dream has upscaled for adulthood and now I'm at the airport and can't find my gate
I have so much respect and love for Ben Stiller taking on that SZA single for “Driving” for a lot of reasons.
Chief among them being how expertly he let the track rock the exact moment the first “n***a” popped up. This man’s a pro, A LOT of mfs vibing in the car could take notes 🤌🏾
Chief among them being how expertly he let the track rock the exact moment the first “n***a” popped up. This man’s a pro, A LOT of mfs vibing in the car could take notes 🤌🏾
December 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I have so much respect and love for Ben Stiller taking on that SZA single for “Driving” for a lot of reasons.
Chief among them being how expertly he let the track rock the exact moment the first “n***a” popped up. This man’s a pro, A LOT of mfs vibing in the car could take notes 🤌🏾
Chief among them being how expertly he let the track rock the exact moment the first “n***a” popped up. This man’s a pro, A LOT of mfs vibing in the car could take notes 🤌🏾
Whelp, I guess “drunk me” found out that the McRib is back
December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Whelp, I guess “drunk me” found out that the McRib is back
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Murderer looking for me: you better of hidden well or you're dead
Me: *under bed, tears in my eyes* it's better HAVE
Me: *under bed, tears in my eyes* it's better HAVE
December 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Murderer looking for me: you better of hidden well or you're dead
Me: *under bed, tears in my eyes* it's better HAVE
Me: *under bed, tears in my eyes* it's better HAVE
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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
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got banned from dave n busters, the wedding is off
December 11, 2024 at 4:11 PM
got banned from dave n busters, the wedding is off
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I’d like to report a murder.
December 11, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I’d like to report a murder.
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Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
What a great game
Respect to the Raptors
Respect to the Raptors
December 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
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Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
Not trying to be funny
Not trying to get a laugh
Don’t want any artists to have the worsts days at their job or hobby
But…
Do any of these Bluesky Furry accounts ever just fucking bust onto your feed when you like one or two fucking drawings of non-sexual, innocuous portraits?
Not trying to get a laugh
Don’t want any artists to have the worsts days at their job or hobby
But…
Do any of these Bluesky Furry accounts ever just fucking bust onto your feed when you like one or two fucking drawings of non-sexual, innocuous portraits?
a man in a plaid shirt is making a gesture
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is making a gesture
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Not trying to be funny
Not trying to get a laugh
Don’t want any artists to have the worsts days at their job or hobby
But…
Do any of these Bluesky Furry accounts ever just fucking bust onto your feed when you like one or two fucking drawings of non-sexual, innocuous portraits?
Not trying to get a laugh
Don’t want any artists to have the worsts days at their job or hobby
But…
Do any of these Bluesky Furry accounts ever just fucking bust onto your feed when you like one or two fucking drawings of non-sexual, innocuous portraits?