This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
I have to be up early. So. Probably best to watch EDGE OF TOMORROW about it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have to be up early. So. Probably best to watch EDGE OF TOMORROW about it.
Amanda I would like to hear more about the cranberry sauce please because I can't imagine it but I want to try.
Just had an intensely satisfying leftover turkey sandwich with horseradish cranberry sauce, mushroom brie, and toasty, crispy shredded brussels sprouts on sourdough. Few things beat a great sandwich. I would sell this in the imaginary sandwich shop I have.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Amanda I would like to hear more about the cranberry sauce please because I can't imagine it but I want to try.
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 🤣
This Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwich better chill the hell out👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 🤣
If this isn't the most on the goddamn money thing I have ever read...😆
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If this isn't the most on the goddamn money thing I have ever read...😆
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 😆
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 😆
Blackout curtains are a game changer. I'm 76 years old.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Blackout curtains are a game changer. I'm 76 years old.
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"Entering a cinema is like crossing a threshold. In the darkness and silence, vision becomes sharper, the heart opens up, and the mind becomes receptive to things not yet imagined."
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"Entering a cinema is like crossing a threshold. In the darkness and silence, vision becomes sharper, the heart opens up, and the mind becomes receptive to things not yet imagined."
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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This made me laugh for 10 minutes 😆
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This made me laugh for 10 minutes 😆
*runs straight through the nearest wall
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
*runs straight through the nearest wall
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In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
This made me laugh for 10 straight minutes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This made me laugh for 10 straight minutes.
This is extremely my shit.
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is extremely my shit.
Two part hot take: The Canadian anthem is so much better than ours AND our anthem should be "America the Beautiful."
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Two part hot take: The Canadian anthem is so much better than ours AND our anthem should be "America the Beautiful."
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
Liz Kean from The Blacklist
Which fictional character was done dirty by the writers?
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Liz Kean from The Blacklist
"Siri, show me a metaphor for the US Government."
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Siri, show me a metaphor for the US Government."
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
YHESSSSSS
Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
YHESSSSSS
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block this shit
✅ @homelandgov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
block this shit
Dude. This man is a full on badass.
We are fighting for true freedom. The freedom to live a life of dignity and joy.
A life of 80 hour work weeks, of constantly struggling to get by, being trapped in a shitty job by your health insurance — this is not freedom, and we are not free. But we could be. If we fight.
A life of 80 hour work weeks, of constantly struggling to get by, being trapped in a shitty job by your health insurance — this is not freedom, and we are not free. But we could be. If we fight.
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dude. This man is a full on badass.
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There’s no shortage of things that make me miss living in Maine but a recent edition has been @grahamformaine.bsky.social - this dude is special & more of what Dems need. Honest, real, & genuine. He’s coming from a very real place and it shows. Maine would be lucky to have him representing them.
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There’s no shortage of things that make me miss living in Maine but a recent edition has been @grahamformaine.bsky.social - this dude is special & more of what Dems need. Honest, real, & genuine. He’s coming from a very real place and it shows. Maine would be lucky to have him representing them.