Mark Gessner
markgessner.bsky.social
Mark Gessner
@markgessner.bsky.social
actor.
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have to be up early. So. Probably best to watch EDGE OF TOMORROW about it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Amanda I would like to hear more about the cranberry sauce please because I can't imagine it but I want to try.
Just had an intensely satisfying leftover turkey sandwich with horseradish cranberry sauce, mushroom brie, and toasty, crispy shredded brussels sprouts on sourdough. Few things beat a great sandwich. I would sell this in the imaginary sandwich shop I have.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 🤣
This Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwich better chill the hell out👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If this isn't the most on the goddamn money thing I have ever read...😆
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes 😆
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Blackout curtains are a game changer. I'm 76 years old.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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"Entering a cinema is like crossing a threshold. In the darkness and silence, vision becomes sharper, the heart opens up, and the mind becomes receptive to things not yet imagined."
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This made me laugh for 10 minutes 😆
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
*runs straight through the nearest wall
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This made me laugh for 10 straight minutes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is extremely my shit.
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Two part hot take: The Canadian anthem is so much better than ours AND our anthem should be "America the Beautiful."

I will die on this hill.
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Liz Kean from The Blacklist
Which fictional character was done dirty by the writers?
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Siri, show me a metaphor for the US Government."
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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See the difference? 👀

#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
YHESSSSSS
Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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No Kings NYC
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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block this shit
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dude. This man is a full on badass.
We are fighting for true freedom. The freedom to live a life of dignity and joy.

A life of 80 hour work weeks, of constantly struggling to get by, being trapped in a shitty job by your health insurance — this is not freedom, and we are not free. But we could be. If we fight.
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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There’s no shortage of things that make me miss living in Maine but a recent edition has been @grahamformaine.bsky.social - this dude is special & more of what Dems need. Honest, real, & genuine. He’s coming from a very real place and it shows. Maine would be lucky to have him representing them.
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM