e.g. Mark Clapham
@markclapham.bsky.social
Former writer, current office person, chronic wife guy. Erratic set of interests barely likely to intersect with whatever you’d like me to post about. He/Him.
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AC-12 are back!
Line Of Duty Series 7 has officially been confirmed by the BBC, with Vicky McClure, Adrian Dunbar, and Martin Compston all set to return in the next instalment of Jed Mercurio's acclaimed cop show.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
Line Of Duty Series 7 has officially been confirmed by the BBC, with Vicky McClure, Adrian Dunbar, and Martin Compston all set to return in the next instalment of Jed Mercurio's acclaimed cop show.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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How Inkle's Heaven's Vault started life as a Doctor Who game, before it was exterminated www.eurogamer.net/how-inkles-h...
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
How Inkle's Heaven's Vault started life as a Doctor Who game, before it was exterminated www.eurogamer.net/how-inkles-h...
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Just walking around muttering “vacuum vacuum vacuum” today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just walking around muttering “vacuum vacuum vacuum” today.
In the U.K. grammar/public school kids coached in debating are the scourge of actually trying to have a conversation
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
In the U.K. grammar/public school kids coached in debating are the scourge of actually trying to have a conversation
Cannot wait for all the completely wrong lessons Hollywood will learn from this.
‘Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle’ crosses $700M at the global box office 💰
It opened to $52.5M in China this weekend
It opened to $52.5M in China this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Cannot wait for all the completely wrong lessons Hollywood will learn from this.
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Oh god. I hope this is one of those ones with a second image on it, and if you rub your hand against the flow of the sequences it reveals John Travolta.
Sequinned cushion in the Kino bar (2025) photograph by Anne Billson
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Oh god. I hope this is one of those ones with a second image on it, and if you rub your hand against the flow of the sequences it reveals John Travolta.
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I love mashups and this is one of the best. I like my sugar with coffee and cream
youtu.be/wPIm1NnmVCc?...
youtu.be/wPIm1NnmVCc?...
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic But It's Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
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November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love mashups and this is one of the best. I like my sugar with coffee and cream
youtu.be/wPIm1NnmVCc?...
youtu.be/wPIm1NnmVCc?...
A solar system in your soup.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A solar system in your soup.
Hell yeah these guys have the (romulan) juice
A new #StarTrek movie is in the works at Paramount, with Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves duo Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley set to write, direct, and produce.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hell yeah these guys have the (romulan) juice
It is amazing how search is broken now, you can use a precisely worded search for a blog you once read and get 4 million links to vaguely adjacent things on the same few big websites instead.
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It is amazing how search is broken now, you can use a precisely worded search for a blog you once read and get 4 million links to vaguely adjacent things on the same few big websites instead.
some people seem to think Life on Mars was a documentary.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
some people seem to think Life on Mars was a documentary.
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If I was born in another era, I’d have just been dead.
Who would I have been if I was born in another historical era? Pal go back a few generations on either side of my family and you get shit shovellers, if I had been born any time pre WWII chances are I would have been shovelling shit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If I was born in another era, I’d have just been dead.
Who would I have been if I was born in another historical era? Pal go back a few generations on either side of my family and you get shit shovellers, if I had been born any time pre WWII chances are I would have been shovelling shit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Who would I have been if I was born in another historical era? Pal go back a few generations on either side of my family and you get shit shovellers, if I had been born any time pre WWII chances are I would have been shovelling shit.
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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“And Then We Saw the Daughter of the Minotaur”, by Leonora Carrington, 1953.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“And Then We Saw the Daughter of the Minotaur”, by Leonora Carrington, 1953.
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Times are bad, children no longer obey their parents and everyone is recording a podcast.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Times are bad, children no longer obey their parents and everyone is recording a podcast.
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are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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Truly dreadful and insane, but I will be back next week #wool #knitting #nonsense #twaddle #drivel #rubbish #utterrubbish #gameofwool
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Truly dreadful and insane, but I will be back next week #wool #knitting #nonsense #twaddle #drivel #rubbish #utterrubbish #gameofwool
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My wife asked me if I would love her if she were a Funko Pop and I hesitated longer than was wise
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My wife asked me if I would love her if she were a Funko Pop and I hesitated longer than was wise
Still lugging comics up to the attic for reboxing. Never mind comics will break your heart, comics will give you a heart attack hauling the bastard things around.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Still lugging comics up to the attic for reboxing. Never mind comics will break your heart, comics will give you a heart attack hauling the bastard things around.
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