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Mark Stevens
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Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Showers. Good.
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Today...
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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I'm taking medication because of my kleptomania.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This is incredible. How does someone even come up with an idea like this, much less make it work so well?
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to those what celebrates.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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£5 and €6 low income tickets for our UK and Europe dates go on sale at midday on Thursday. They’re for people who are struggling, so don’t take the piss.

Get on the mailing list for the link here: sleafordmods.os.fan/sign-up
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Samuel Pepys Diary done by AI
Woken from a spiffing nap by the need to pee. Had to put the heating on because the house is cold.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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How I discovered I’m a ghost.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
A view of Castell Maenorbŷr/Manorbier Castle from a less-used vantage point.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A view of Manorbier bay from my earlier walk.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A view of Castell Maenorbŷr/Manorbier Castle, looking from the beach. I swear I once saw a Dartford warbler in the bushes here, even though it's busy with people, dogs and kids all year round.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is Black Friday, when consumers are manipulated to experience the visceral thrill of a looting spree while causing no actual damage or disruption to the smooth operation of late stage capitalism and obligingly reinforcing it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Going to a gig in *checks calendar* just six short months.

Is it still the done thing to shout 'Wally!' in the auditorium?
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@mattflipflop.bsky.social Hi Matt. Hope you're well. I was thinking about you last night. The GCN YouTube channel's posted a video of a couple of them riding the Death Road. It looked like a combination of good fun and shit-yourself moments. Anyway, thought I'd mention it in case it's of interest.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
South Africa: great rugby players. Fucking tone deaf singers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The farmer is local church treasurer & bellringer. He is taking us up the belfry tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The fire is going. My tea is in the oven. I have a glass of something agreeable to hand. And Ireland v South Africa is almost upon us. Marvellous.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Heheheh. Just bought tickets for day three of the test at a cheap price. Kushty.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Over 160 Basque musicians have taken their own music down from Spotify in protest over Daniel Ek's investments in military dronemakers.

Hope my favourite Donosti Sound bands did the right thing!
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Was there rain/a fire/pitch invasion or other delay in Perth? Seventy-two overs in a day is unacceptable.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Last week Wales won a rugby match. Today, England got Steve Smith out. What a time to be alive.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Imagine the trouble England would be in if this weren't the worst Aussie team in years.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM