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Dirk Belfonte
@bagpuss.bsky.social
I've never been a stranger to folly.
@bertwooster.bsky.social are you onto the new Puscifer album? It's not for me but you're keen if I remember rightly. Unless this is a lamb chops inspired fever dream...
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Full of beer and Turkish bbq, now in bed and the central heating is blazing. Bliss.
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
@williamshuttoh.bsky.social thinking of attending Salford v Shrewsbury in a couple of weeks, any decent restaurants round abouts??
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
@gwladysgirl.bsky.social I'm liking this. It has an air of Prehistoric Animals about it.

open.spotify.com/album/3bYYm9...
Spotify – Web Player
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February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Get in ma belly.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Pint?
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
After an enforced dry January and early February, beer and sausage returns.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Repair Shop dadsuals, you can keep Sonnaz. There's a new queen on the block. All hail Angelina.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
catfishing.net
#596 - 4/10
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Connections
Puzzle #974
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February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Wordle 1,696 3/6

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February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
#WhenTaken #713 (09.02.2026)

I scored 948/1000👑

1️⃣📍183 m - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍9.7 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍258 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇180/200
4️⃣📍261 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍6.2 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Fuck me, it's the Spanish Inquisition.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
What time's the pelanty?
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It's that time again.
a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck .
ALT: a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Afternoon, prog pedallers.

open.spotify.com/album/2Leb4U...
Blood
open.spotify.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
catfishing.net
#595 - 6/10
🐟🐟🐟🐈🐈
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Connections
Puzzle #973
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February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Wordle 1,695 4/6

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February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
#WhenTaken #712 (08.02.2026)

I scored 788/1000🏅

1️⃣📍5.4 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉115/200
2️⃣📍4.6 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
3️⃣📍493 km - 🗓️24 yrs - 🥉124/200
4️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈163/200
whentaken.com
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whentaken.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Fucking idiots.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"That's odd, it shouldn't do that. Let me have a look at the code"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Yeah, I'll sort that on Tuesday"
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Eddie Howe right now.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Spare a thought for @stabiloffc.bsky.social this chilly February evening.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at a green ball in the air .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at a green ball in the air .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
That bellend with the hair will be oiling his clippers* in preparation.

*not a euphemism
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Alan Woodward before his hair went grey.
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM