Dirk Belfonte
@bagpuss.bsky.social
There's something wrong with you.
Excuse me, Tentacles. I've been calling him Napoleon for months.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Excuse me, Tentacles. I've been calling him Napoleon for months.
Is her name Josephine, perchance?
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Is her name Josephine, perchance?
Isn't he, though?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Isn't he, though?
Does it really matter? It's all just midlands.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Does it really matter? It's all just midlands.
Don't...I'm looking at getting stuck in after Big Match Revisited.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Don't...I'm looking at getting stuck in after Big Match Revisited.
There was a cracking wheeze investing in wind turbines until Gideon changed the tax rules around them, the little shit.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
There was a cracking wheeze investing in wind turbines until Gideon changed the tax rules around them, the little shit.
Calm down, Edd China.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Calm down, Edd China.
Five in two days. Weird fuckers.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Five in two days. Weird fuckers.
Don't fall over your duvet again, numb nuts.
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Don't fall over your duvet again, numb nuts.
That'll be that cooking lager you were drinking yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That'll be that cooking lager you were drinking yesterday.
