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Mara Iris
@maramander.bsky.social
Over 40 and still growing, despite what my bones want you to believe. Film lover, goofball, dreams of becoming ethereal. She/her 😘
Hot take: this helmet is rad
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My dog told me to
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Misandry
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

I really like women, but my cat allergy was absolutely devastating
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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🤌
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Very "gladiator games to appease the masses" of him
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This does nothing to get at why folks referred to it like that at all. But please, waste more money
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 13d
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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this is a hate crime
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Clearest image ever captured of Uranus

NASA ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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im learning more every day
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm kind of glad, but what is his plan if they don't? This feels like it's just more pleading with the bully to stop hitting you, rather than doing literally anything else to actually *get* them to stop hitting you
Pritzker makes a direct appeal to Greg Bovino to not terrorize kids over the Halloween weekend
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"heavily incentivized"
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If one side is firing, I don't think the ceasefire is "under threat" any longer? It seems to just be "fire" now, no?
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The Eraserhead Baby
Y'know how every so often there's an engagement bait post like "what food from TV or film do you wish you could eat?"

Girl, Interrupted rotisserie chicken
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is Gabriel Malignant trans?
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Michael "D'Angelo" Archer, the R&B star known for tracks like "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" and "Unshaken" from the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack, has died at the age of 51.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dawg they already are like what are you doing about that very simple fact
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Imagine not being able to look at things happening in a historical context. Must be sad
One reason former Republicans have been better at opposing Trump than many progressives is because they correctly understand that the GOP’s descent into fascism represents a dramatic shift, and is therefore scarier, where the latter groups feel the need to argue it’s just a continuation of trend
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Dude they are literally invading cities and you're worried about debates about healthcare *subsidies*

We need better leadership
Schumer: I want to say to Donald Trump, to Johnson, and to Thune: come to the Capitol, sit down in public, and debate us on the health care crisis that’s afflicting Americans.

The public needs to see this.
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM