Maple
@maplefields.bsky.social
I do it for the girls and the gays that's it
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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important news:
SPOTTED: Oscar Meyer back in Downtown Spokane (in the lot behind Atticus)
August 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
important news:
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jc denton: i hear the government is even working on a penis explosion chamber.
paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies.
ELSEWHERE
bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber.
illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke.
bob page: why would it be a joke.
paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies.
ELSEWHERE
bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber.
illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke.
bob page: why would it be a joke.
August 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
jc denton: i hear the government is even working on a penis explosion chamber.
paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies.
ELSEWHERE
bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber.
illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke.
bob page: why would it be a joke.
paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies.
ELSEWHERE
bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber.
illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke.
bob page: why would it be a joke.
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Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
July 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
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Environmental storytelling
June 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Environmental storytelling
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I kind of think people might be really mad.
June 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I kind of think people might be really mad.
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Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.
June 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.
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Did the full two miles of Ape Caves today. A glorious adventure with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social. Stunning place. 1/2
May 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did the full two miles of Ape Caves today. A glorious adventure with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social. Stunning place. 1/2
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Never talk to me or my son again
May 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Never talk to me or my son again
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you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
May 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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shrimple as that
May 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
shrimple as that
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This is just a picture of corn it's all corn the food the gasoline everything is corn
May 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is just a picture of corn it's all corn the food the gasoline everything is corn
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The curmudgeon on climate fiction. In case you missed it in 2023. www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
Climate Fiction Won't Save Us
As the world burns, readers increasingly look to climate fiction for hope, predictions, and actionable solutions. But can the genre really be a manual for useful change?
www.esquire.com
May 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The curmudgeon on climate fiction. In case you missed it in 2023. www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
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This works best if your partner has a dick but it's not necessary
May 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This works best if your partner has a dick but it's not necessary
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Romance Tip: after an intimate moment, tell your partner they have a cool dick
May 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Romance Tip: after an intimate moment, tell your partner they have a cool dick
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If you’ve also been devastated by the news of Polygon’s sale and mass layoff of most of its staff, please consider donating to this fund set up by our union. This money will go directly to our colleagues who lost their jobs in the blink of an eye yesterday.
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Donate to Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union, organized by Ashok Selvam
On Thursday, May 1, Vox Media announced the sale of beloved video game s… Ashok Selvam needs your support for Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union
www.gofundme.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you’ve also been devastated by the news of Polygon’s sale and mass layoff of most of its staff, please consider donating to this fund set up by our union. This money will go directly to our colleagues who lost their jobs in the blink of an eye yesterday.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-po...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-po...
Let us pray for a Pope that doubts.
April 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Let us pray for a Pope that doubts.
