Man of the Meadow
manofthemeadow.bsky.social
Man of the Meadow
@manofthemeadow.bsky.social
A fledgling local baker specializing in Finnish and Scandinavian goods, with some education on the side!
Autistic, constantly frazzled, but too stubborn to quit!
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Become a PhD in Finland, get that sword and hat!

(You need to pay out of your nose for them & attend the official conferment ceremony but I've literally never felt this cool)
May 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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In light of the recent arrival of the first wave of WHITE South African immigrants to the US the other day, today’s #AltCitizen is Nelson Mandela. The first Black President of South Africa, Mandela was instrumental in not only ending apartheid, but also in giving Black people a voice. 🧵/1
May 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Just keep trying your best, Steve!
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Almost 4 years ago, I was not doing well. Loss of self, purpose, and hope.

Then I read a story.

Omenpaths tore through the realms and hordes invaded. Protagonists found Halvar, alone, defending the bridge to a small village for no reason other than it was right and they were worth saving, too.
November 6, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Marching band is the first modern co-ed sport
May 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Instead of wars we should make our diplomats wrestle in Hell in the Cell matches broadcast for free on world's television s
May 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Instead of wars we should make our diplomats wrestle in Hell in the Cell matches
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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“average American has three friends” factoid actualy just statistical error. average American has 0 friends. Friendship Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 friends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I kept seeing the "average American has three friends" thing go around my timeline without seeing the original and so I went to go and look and it's SO MUCH WORSE than I imagined.
May 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Almost textbook swirly omelette for the Teen this morning.

#omelette
May 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
April 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Hi, good morning!
April 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Bam, sentient baklava
April 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pastor?
Nah, futuree.
April 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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silver surfer? (squints at teleprompter) i hardly kn—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]
April 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement

Photo: Yves Adams
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Snip both ends off a Go-gurt and
blowgurt your enemies
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
April 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything
: Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'
www.theregister.com
April 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM