Heated Rivalry (2025)

Tumblr will never die tho, FYI. It is the nuclear proof cockroach of social media sites. It will, however, kill every single company that buys it.

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🎼He sees you when you're jerking
He knows if you like butt stuff
He knows if you're a vers or side
So be discreet for goodness sake🎵🎶

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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock

Happy birthday to a legend and an icon.

jonathan bailey you are stronger than i for not exploding into a million pieces of gay confetti when he said this

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He’s got that “I fight dragons by day, and your fantasies by night” kind of handsome.

girl i am SO glad that your mystery true love time-traveled to find you so you can be together just in time for christmas but PLEASE get that boy vaccinated. also how are you at identity theft? cause he's gonna need a social security card

I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!

Whitexican is perhaps THE most brilliant queer avant garde artist of our times. He has no equal.

christmas music turned on at work

Hey you

Watch Mojo was SO shady for this im SCREAMING!!! 😂🤣🤪

“What do you love about sucking cock?”