laurel yanny
@drlaurelyanny.bsky.social
straight white british gay guy follow me PLEASE PLEASEEE PLSSS PLEASE PLS PLS PLEASE please please please please please please please please pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls please please please please please please please please please please
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thickbinch44 get behind me
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 AM
thickbinch44 get behind me
had to undo it to edit the schedule slightly and i'm taking advantage of the moment to post this
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
had to undo it to edit the schedule slightly and i'm taking advantage of the moment to post this
introduced brick schedule to block me from bluesky for my first 2 hours at work, the hour when i get home, and the hour before i go to bed
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
introduced brick schedule to block me from bluesky for my first 2 hours at work, the hour when i get home, and the hour before i go to bed
might i suggest you dont fuck with my sis.
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
might i suggest you dont fuck with my sis.
my flat is opposite my local radio station and i always think its kinda fun i can tune in while staring at the building and act like im wire tapping them
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
my flat is opposite my local radio station and i always think its kinda fun i can tune in while staring at the building and act like im wire tapping them
might i suggest you dont fuck with my sis
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
might i suggest you dont fuck with my sis
is there some bottom on this site you're trying to impress
What is this new thing for you? What inspired it? Is there some bottom on this site you’re trying to impress? I’m not trying to #shade I just want to #understand
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
is there some bottom on this site you're trying to impress
need to get a cunty metal pill box for my digestive enzymes when i'm out and about.....
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
need to get a cunty metal pill box for my digestive enzymes when i'm out and about.....
if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
oh this is a good one
a woman with red lipstick is standing next to a man with a beard .
ALT: a woman with red lipstick is standing next to a man with a beard .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
oh this is a good one
i lowkey dgaf when a celebrity cheats on someone or gets cheated on like yes cheating is bad but no it's not cancel worthy or anything close and ultimately they could write a bunch of cool songs about cheating like charli xcx and fleetwood mac
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
i lowkey dgaf when a celebrity cheats on someone or gets cheated on like yes cheating is bad but no it's not cancel worthy or anything close and ultimately they could write a bunch of cool songs about cheating like charli xcx and fleetwood mac
listening and learning... #thankyoueleanorcoli
i can be kinda picky but i love warm, nutrient-rich, neutral pH, and slightly aerated environments that mimic my natural habitat in the mammalian gut! thanks for asking :) #lovemyfans
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
listening and learning... #thankyoueleanorcoli
eleanor coli.... i'd like you to meet shigella lawson & her children sam and ella
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
eleanor coli.... i'd like you to meet shigella lawson & her children sam and ella
i've had enough of the slander of my oomf... #iiroISadomtop
a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
ALT: a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i've had enough of the slander of my oomf... #iiroISadomtop
the other day i showed my friend my olivia wilde gifs and she was like isnt she cancelled? and i was like NOPE dont wanna hear it no thank you dont ruin this for me
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
the other day i showed my friend my olivia wilde gifs and she was like isnt she cancelled? and i was like NOPE dont wanna hear it no thank you dont ruin this for me
having a dirty kitchen counter literally impacts my wellbeing so much and yet i always leave it a state... oh laurel yanny ya never learn!
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
having a dirty kitchen counter literally impacts my wellbeing so much and yet i always leave it a state... oh laurel yanny ya never learn!
like that guy danny on #thevalley bc that lady was right in that he has a problem with alcohol but then everyone freaked out and acted like she said he's an alcohol addict... which he and his wife could truthfully deny and thus ignore the actual problem....
we actually need to wake this up because as soon as you say someone has a problem with alcohol they act like you are saying they're addicted and its like no actually you just become a cunt whenever you do drink....
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
like that guy danny on #thevalley bc that lady was right in that he has a problem with alcohol but then everyone freaked out and acted like she said he's an alcohol addict... which he and his wife could truthfully deny and thus ignore the actual problem....
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mint tea to soothe my various physical and mental maladies
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
mint tea to soothe my various physical and mental maladies
confronted the handsome man on scruff that keeps woofing me but not replying to my message.... and he didn't reply
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
confronted the handsome man on scruff that keeps woofing me but not replying to my message.... and he didn't reply
so there's this greatest love song of all time
if ur all alone
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
so there's this greatest love song of all time
if ur all alone
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
if ur all alone
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
when the pretty birds have flown
honey i'm still free
take a chance on me
idk what to have for my tea :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
idk what to have for my tea :(
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persiannihilape
annihilapetilil
petililipup
lilipupitar
pupitarcanine
arcaninecrozma
necrozmawile
mawilechonk
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
woopersian
persiannihilape
annihilapetilil
petililipup
lilipupitar
pupitarcanine
arcaninecrozma
necrozmawile
mawilechonk
persiannihilape
annihilapetilil
petililipup
lilipupitar
pupitarcanine
arcaninecrozma
necrozmawile
mawilechonk
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM