laurel yanny
@drlaurelyanny.bsky.social
straight white british gay guy follow me PLEASE PLEASEEE PLSSS PLEASE PLS PLS PLEASE please please please please please please please please pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls please please please please please please please please please please
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Mind you I’m 10 minutes ahead
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Mind you I’m 10 minutes ahead
i'm in enemy territory i said does anyone play switch and it was crickets...
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i'm in enemy territory i said does anyone play switch and it was crickets...
drinking my water minding my biz
monday i'm overrated tuesday on my dick
monday i'm overrated tuesday on my dick
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
drinking my water minding my biz
monday i'm overrated tuesday on my dick
monday i'm overrated tuesday on my dick
if you love this song you love laurel yanny
Bad Boys (feat. Flo Rida) by Alexandra Burke on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 3:26
music.apple.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
if you love this song you love laurel yanny
we need to return to the 90s bc not getting a call back is sooo much less embarrasing than being ghosted
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
we need to return to the 90s bc not getting a call back is sooo much less embarrasing than being ghosted
chills............
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
chills............
got invited to a gaymer discord by a faceless grindr profile
a man in a green tank top is standing in a gym and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a green tank top is standing in a gym and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
got invited to a gaymer discord by a faceless grindr profile
wishing every landlord a very kill yourself immediately
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
wishing every landlord a very kill yourself immediately
nina simone and audrey hobert actually being the only artists worth listening to
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
nina simone and audrey hobert actually being the only artists worth listening to
it's so weird when people say machines like stairmaster or incline walk are women's exercise bc what's unmasculine about being able to briskly scale a hill or flight of stairs....
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
it's so weird when people say machines like stairmaster or incline walk are women's exercise bc what's unmasculine about being able to briskly scale a hill or flight of stairs....
oh sinnerman where you gon run to
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
oh sinnerman where you gon run to
cleaned it out with hand sanitiser and an old toothbrush god i love laundry hacks
just ruined my favourite pair of wranglers bc a pen was poking through the bottom of my tote bag and inked all over my left hip
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
cleaned it out with hand sanitiser and an old toothbrush god i love laundry hacks
it's kinda funny that "bug" is its own type in pokemon. like any other species of animal pokemon are based on are distributed across the other types but bugs get their own type x
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 AM
it's kinda funny that "bug" is its own type in pokemon. like any other species of animal pokemon are based on are distributed across the other types but bugs get their own type x
triple mother alert
Blusher cover Kesha's ‘Your Love Is My Drug’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
triple mother alert
reddit subs are like 50/50 chance on whether it's full of helpful / kind / funny people or the most annoying assholes you've ever met in your life
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
reddit subs are like 50/50 chance on whether it's full of helpful / kind / funny people or the most annoying assholes you've ever met in your life
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kind of everything to have an invalid bluesky handle
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
kind of everything to have an invalid bluesky handle
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Too full of soup to figure out the rest of my day
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Too full of soup to figure out the rest of my day
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34 years ago today, February 6, 1992: #TheSimpsons episode “Homer Alone” first aired on Fox.
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
34 years ago today, February 6, 1992: #TheSimpsons episode “Homer Alone” first aired on Fox.
i wonder if i made a new bluesky account and didnt purposefully seek out oomfs if i would find my way home on shitposting alone...
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
i wonder if i made a new bluesky account and didnt purposefully seek out oomfs if i would find my way home on shitposting alone...
did anyone see that in the sky just now or no
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
did anyone see that in the sky just now or no
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whoever invented the iphone 17 camera button deserves to get their pussy ate
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
whoever invented the iphone 17 camera button deserves to get their pussy ate
just tried to find oomf's profile by typing "oomf" in the search bar
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
just tried to find oomf's profile by typing "oomf" in the search bar
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Get the stem out of my kale slaw I’m not eating THAT
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Get the stem out of my kale slaw I’m not eating THAT