Detective Fierce
@whalefall.bsky.social
hi diva… can I call you diva? part 2 electric boogaloo
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i'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble
apropos of nothing I think more BL/Yaoi should be older bottom/younger top-
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
apropos of nothing I think more BL/Yaoi should be older bottom/younger top-
love cosplaying an office worker for the day
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
love cosplaying an office worker for the day
love replying to me boss two seconds after he sends me an email, call that a parry
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
love replying to me boss two seconds after he sends me an email, call that a parry
I’m so serious tho when I say that I’m a little in love with everything my friends do and I think of them all the time throughout my day and it warms the cockles of my heart to know that they’re out there giving me the strength to move on and forward
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I’m so serious tho when I say that I’m a little in love with everything my friends do and I think of them all the time throughout my day and it warms the cockles of my heart to know that they’re out there giving me the strength to move on and forward
Bby I was feelin that edible
yes, yes, I’d kill for you, but I’d much rather ignore all basic selfish instinct to uplift and encourage the parts of your life that make your heart sing on the choir of all creation
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Bby I was feelin that edible
Back on my bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Back on my bullshit
Maryland is fun and whatnot, but I wish to beat every driver in the DMV with my fists,
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Maryland is fun and whatnot, but I wish to beat every driver in the DMV with my fists,
I’m kinda like if a brunette were a mix of these two
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I’m kinda like if a brunette were a mix of these two
Russel Tovey could probs get me pregnant
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Russel Tovey could probs get me pregnant
Not a Kakashi x Obito edit
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Not a Kakashi x Obito edit
Plainclothes watchenings
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Plainclothes watchenings
yes, yes, I’d kill for you, but I’d much rather ignore all basic selfish instinct to uplift and encourage the parts of your life that make your heart sing on the choir of all creation
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
yes, yes, I’d kill for you, but I’d much rather ignore all basic selfish instinct to uplift and encourage the parts of your life that make your heart sing on the choir of all creation
I hate laughing for male comedians like damn you aren’t allowed to get hotter the more I laugh
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I hate laughing for male comedians like damn you aren’t allowed to get hotter the more I laugh
think it’s kinda insane when people hope their kids get married to their friend’s kids it’s like omfg girl just say you want to kiss them on the mouth
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
think it’s kinda insane when people hope their kids get married to their friend’s kids it’s like omfg girl just say you want to kiss them on the mouth
I keep getting targeted ads for ball shavers and like I haven‘t shave my balls since 2016 so I feel like my little surveillance device dgaf about me
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I keep getting targeted ads for ball shavers and like I haven‘t shave my balls since 2016 so I feel like my little surveillance device dgaf about me
ftr i dont need you to pray for mine to get fatter, too strong already
praying that all my friends’ asses get fatter this year 🙏🏻
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
ftr i dont need you to pray for mine to get fatter, too strong already
praying that all my friends’ asses get fatter this year 🙏🏻
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
praying that all my friends’ asses get fatter this year 🙏🏻
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Floating leaf. Gracias @realgdt.bsky.social 🍁
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Floating leaf. Gracias @realgdt.bsky.social 🍁
TRULY unmatched in how badly a line of television has aged
“You’re all minorities you’re in the glee club.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
TRULY unmatched in how badly a line of television has aged
“You’re all minorities you’re in the glee club.”
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
“You’re all minorities you’re in the glee club.”
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Glee really did not deserve Amber Riley
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Glee really did not deserve Amber Riley
Ohhhh there’s a Pride night home game for the Caps on the 17th… maybe I go to a hockey game
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Ohhhh there’s a Pride night home game for the Caps on the 17th… maybe I go to a hockey game
I actually love Inundating people with instagram reels because wow I thought of you 30 times and you should know that
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I actually love Inundating people with instagram reels because wow I thought of you 30 times and you should know that