Detective Fierce
@whalefall.bsky.social
hi diva… can I call you diva? part 2 electric boogaloo
Working holidays makes me evil btw and everyone who comes into my location is complicit
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Working holidays makes me evil btw and everyone who comes into my location is complicit
sorry i will never trust gym gays
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
sorry i will never trust gym gays
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Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
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If I don't start getting some gay monster movies
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If I don't start getting some gay monster movies
They’re conspiring to steal my lox
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They’re conspiring to steal my lox
Got up @ 8 and Sappho was still on top of me meaning she got up for her breakfast, ate it, and came directly back
It is difficult to be the one the entire household wants to sleep on top of (boyfriend, dog, cat)
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Got up @ 8 and Sappho was still on top of me meaning she got up for her breakfast, ate it, and came directly back
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It is difficult to be the one the entire household wants to sleep on top of (boyfriend, dog, cat)
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It is difficult to be the one the entire household wants to sleep on top of (boyfriend, dog, cat)
I got headhunted from the pizza place I was managing by a group of baristas. I’ve now moved across country on the company dime and run the second most successful store in my district and have my boss and boss’s boss asking me to promote but I’m currently enrolled in a bachelors program to leave. lol
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I got headhunted from the pizza place I was managing by a group of baristas. I’ve now moved across country on the company dime and run the second most successful store in my district and have my boss and boss’s boss asking me to promote but I’m currently enrolled in a bachelors program to leave. lol
Steam machine being $750+ you are joking
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Steam machine being $750+ you are joking
Me seeing the badgers on tv and being like “Luis…” @valtome.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me seeing the badgers on tv and being like “Luis…” @valtome.bsky.social
first of all BITCH, my artpop could mean ANYTHING
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
first of all BITCH, my artpop could mean ANYTHING
is it too late to apply to be Zohran’s wife’s scheming eunuch jw
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
is it too late to apply to be Zohran’s wife’s scheming eunuch jw
yeah til it falls off the bone
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
yeah til it falls off the bone
deep cleaning the carpets with a rake… my dog is a hairy monster (cat for scale)
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
deep cleaning the carpets with a rake… my dog is a hairy monster (cat for scale)
yeah I know the holy trinity
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
yeah I know the holy trinity
conclusion my dad will only ever be human and vulnerable where no one can see
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
conclusion my dad will only ever be human and vulnerable where no one can see
my father on fb where all his friends are: ha ha new bike
my father on threads where no one follows him: getting my bike ready to see my son who lives outside DC
my father on threads where no one follows him: getting my bike ready to see my son who lives outside DC
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
my father on fb where all his friends are: ha ha new bike
my father on threads where no one follows him: getting my bike ready to see my son who lives outside DC
my father on threads where no one follows him: getting my bike ready to see my son who lives outside DC
WHO was going to tell me PATRICK STUMP is in HAZBIN HOTEL season 2
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
WHO was going to tell me PATRICK STUMP is in HAZBIN HOTEL season 2
how does that guy that does all the Mariah and Shakira lip syncs always have rain
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
how does that guy that does all the Mariah and Shakira lip syncs always have rain
I 👏🏻 come 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 references 👏🏻
anyway the plot may be thick- but i’m thicker.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I 👏🏻 come 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 references 👏🏻