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Matt ♡.
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I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025

once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”

understand the palm of my hand, bitch.

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I’m gay
February 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
unfortunately I’ve started finding a twink at work attractive
February 20, 2026 at 11:21 AM
the fact there’s still 6 and a half hours until I can leave the office and go home but I’m already bored and want to go home is quite frankly rude.
February 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
good morning from the office
February 20, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Oh 👀
Serebii Update: Pokémon FireRed & Pokémon LeafGreen have been added to the Coming Soon section of the Nintendo Switch eShop and are available to pre-order

www.serebii.net
February 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
okay but this is the best song ever you can argue with the wall
February 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
goodnight
February 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I just want to live a cosy little life
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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He watered his plants.
February 19, 2026 at 11:37 AM
apples:
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
February 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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lying is bad unless it’s for attention
February 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
sometimes men are handsome
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
might try and figure out how to watch Survivor US when it comes back for season 50 next week
February 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
the perfect mix of Saturday night and the rest of your life
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
this also works on me
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I see my ex every day at work lol

I forget about it until he just appears in my peripheral
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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having a notification is so chilling like who’s there
February 19, 2026 at 1:58 PM
me at the altar:
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
might as well dance or die
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
what is/was your scariest movie of all time?

For me … Shaun of the Dead 🫣 I watched it when I was like 10 and for YEARS I was terrified of zombies attacking me. I know it’s not an scary movie but yeah
February 19, 2026 at 7:15 AM