Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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and with that i bid Monday adieu, good night
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
and with that i bid Monday adieu, good night
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next up faggot shit bag of chips
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
next up faggot shit bag of chips
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
and fuck Madeline Ashton
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
and fuck Madeline Ashton
Bert’s Books subscription on the way! Life is worth living again!
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Bert’s Books subscription on the way! Life is worth living again!
when I get home today I’m gonna make a big cup of tea, wrap up in a blanket and have some biscuits and I’m actually so excited
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
when I get home today I’m gonna make a big cup of tea, wrap up in a blanket and have some biscuits and I’m actually so excited
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Antiques roadshow be like:
Old!
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Antiques roadshow be like:
Covergirl! Put the ass in your cock!
or whatever RuPaul said
or whatever RuPaul said
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Covergirl! Put the ass in your cock!
or whatever RuPaul said
or whatever RuPaul said
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“sucking donger and phallus”
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
“sucking donger and phallus”
t(he)y be(lie)ve(d)
you... you lied....
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
t(he)y be(lie)ve(d)
unintentionally matched my jumper and underwear today, thought you’d like to know
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 AM
unintentionally matched my jumper and underwear today, thought you’d like to know
going to legally change my name to soup
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 AM
going to legally change my name to soup
pasta doubles, rice triples
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
pasta doubles, rice triples
Finally a sequel to 500 Days of Summer!
Are you guys ready for the 895 days of January?
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Finally a sequel to 500 Days of Summer!
might disappear into another realm for a bit, anyone want anything?
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
might disappear into another realm for a bit, anyone want anything?
throat suddenly sore
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
throat suddenly sore
making a fajita bowl for dinner
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
making a fajita bowl for dinner
wait, who said it could be Monday tomorrow?
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
wait, who said it could be Monday tomorrow?
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addison rae fortnite skin
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
addison rae fortnite skin
I wanna dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I wanna dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel
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There is nothing sexier than the thought of getting launched into the sun
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
There is nothing sexier than the thought of getting launched into the sun
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It’s important to get a good 3-4 hours of ruminating over a lost love in each day
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It’s important to get a good 3-4 hours of ruminating over a lost love in each day
Lady Gaga looking for evidence
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Lady Gaga looking for evidence
I’ve had a couple glasses of wine
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I’ve had a couple glasses of wine