Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
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unfortunately I’ve started finding a twink at work attractive
February 20, 2026 at 11:21 AM
unfortunately I’ve started finding a twink at work attractive
the fact there’s still 6 and a half hours until I can leave the office and go home but I’m already bored and want to go home is quite frankly rude.
February 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
the fact there’s still 6 and a half hours until I can leave the office and go home but I’m already bored and want to go home is quite frankly rude.
good morning from the office
February 20, 2026 at 7:17 AM
good morning from the office
Oh 👀
Serebii Update: Pokémon FireRed & Pokémon LeafGreen have been added to the Coming Soon section of the Nintendo Switch eShop and are available to pre-order
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
February 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Oh 👀
okay but this is the best song ever you can argue with the wall
February 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
okay but this is the best song ever you can argue with the wall
I just want to live a cosy little life
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I just want to live a cosy little life
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He watered his plants.
February 19, 2026 at 11:37 AM
He watered his plants.
apples:
fuck Dr.
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
apples:
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Reposted by Matt ♡.
lying is bad unless it’s for attention
February 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
lying is bad unless it’s for attention
sometimes men are handsome
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
sometimes men are handsome
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might try and figure out how to watch Survivor US when it comes back for season 50 next week
February 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
might try and figure out how to watch Survivor US when it comes back for season 50 next week
the perfect mix of Saturday night and the rest of your life
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
the perfect mix of Saturday night and the rest of your life
this also works on me
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
this also works on me
I see my ex every day at work lol
I forget about it until he just appears in my peripheral
I forget about it until he just appears in my peripheral
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I see my ex every day at work lol
I forget about it until he just appears in my peripheral
I forget about it until he just appears in my peripheral
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having a notification is so chilling like who’s there
February 19, 2026 at 1:58 PM
having a notification is so chilling like who’s there
might as well dance or die
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 PM
might as well dance or die
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Reposted by Matt ♡.
what is/was your scariest movie of all time?
For me … Shaun of the Dead 🫣 I watched it when I was like 10 and for YEARS I was terrified of zombies attacking me. I know it’s not an scary movie but yeah
For me … Shaun of the Dead 🫣 I watched it when I was like 10 and for YEARS I was terrified of zombies attacking me. I know it’s not an scary movie but yeah
February 19, 2026 at 7:15 AM
what is/was your scariest movie of all time?
For me … Shaun of the Dead 🫣 I watched it when I was like 10 and for YEARS I was terrified of zombies attacking me. I know it’s not an scary movie but yeah
For me … Shaun of the Dead 🫣 I watched it when I was like 10 and for YEARS I was terrified of zombies attacking me. I know it’s not an scary movie but yeah
