Lyndon Bald Johnson
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
Monday night dreadies
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Monday night dreadies
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Okay so i have to study a course from 4 years ago in my masters degree to take an exam for a job i still won't get
a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
ALT: a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Okay so i have to study a course from 4 years ago in my masters degree to take an exam for a job i still won't get
Much like ryan i seek rest too
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Much like ryan i seek rest too
Every 6 months i lobotomize myself by listening to this song on repeat for 2 hours
Hungover by Kim Neundorf on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 1:30
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Every 6 months i lobotomize myself by listening to this song on repeat for 2 hours
Do you want me or do you not
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do you want me or do you not
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
My body is a machine that turns dairy products into explosive diarrhea
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My body is a machine that turns dairy products into explosive diarrhea
You're 3 inches in Laurel, and Yanny is 3 inches in you. Which way do you move?
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You're 3 inches in Laurel, and Yanny is 3 inches in you. Which way do you move?
One dude ruined the name adolf for everyone
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One dude ruined the name adolf for everyone
Why are you crying gay boy
INDÉLÉBILE by Yseult on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 2:50
music.apple.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why are you crying gay boy
Taekwondo no she better don't
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Taekwondo no she better don't
Old lady asked me how was my day at work
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Old lady asked me how was my day at work
Just tried wired earbuds for the first time in 6 years and forgot how shit airpods actually sound
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just tried wired earbuds for the first time in 6 years and forgot how shit airpods actually sound
Mouth ulcer in the back of my tongue so my whole face hurts whenever i talk or eat
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Mouth ulcer in the back of my tongue so my whole face hurts whenever i talk or eat
So when you gonna tell her that we did that too
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So when you gonna tell her that we did that too
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
The wig, the weights, or the secret third option
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The wig, the weights, or the secret third option
I got guns in my head and they won't go
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got guns in my head and they won't go
I'm a rucking raggot sir scooby doo beedoo
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm a rucking raggot sir scooby doo beedoo
Record of the year
Song of the year
Best dance/electronic recording
Songwriter of the year, non-classical
Best pop solo performance
Best dance pop recording
Best latin pop performance
Song of the year
Best dance/electronic recording
Songwriter of the year, non-classical
Best pop solo performance
Best dance pop recording
Best latin pop performance
Friend Of Mine - from the Smurfs Movie Soundtrack
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Record of the year
Song of the year
Best dance/electronic recording
Songwriter of the year, non-classical
Best pop solo performance
Best dance pop recording
Best latin pop performance
Song of the year
Best dance/electronic recording
Songwriter of the year, non-classical
Best pop solo performance
Best dance pop recording
Best latin pop performance
I felt worthless i felt ugly i felt italian
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I felt worthless i felt ugly i felt italian
JACUZZI X PUSSY: JACUSSY
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
JACUZZI X PUSSY: JACUSSY
I feel amazing because i love to walk
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I feel amazing because i love to walk
It's giving Chercuterie
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's giving Chercuterie
Police officer: get out the car
Me: i'm sorry malala
Me: i'm sorry malala
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Police officer: get out the car
Me: i'm sorry malala
Me: i'm sorry malala