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🌹PNW🌲 he/him, men are hot, 🔞 🏳️‍🌈, trans right, BLM, ☮️🇵🇸. I try to keep nsfw off main. Socialist. 30.
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manlyman95 @manlyman95.bsky.social · May 16
The past tense of twink is twas.
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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pantsmaster.bsky.social
sleepy bbys
drawing of Eric and Tony sleeping
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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lukeplunkett.com
"we’ve assembled the largest team of artists ever for the franchise" well then get one of them to paint something like you have for every other loading screen across the game's history
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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lukeplunkett.com
i see this shit, the game goes in the bin, doesn't matter how much I'd enjoyed it or what my plans to write about it had been
aftermath.site Aftermath @aftermath.site · 8d
[This is where Luke's Anno 117 impressions were going to go]

aftermath.site/this-is-where-...
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
MONSTER FUCKER COMES* IN FOUR GREAT NEW FLAVORS

WILD WEREWOLF WANGERMELON
MUMMY MEMBER MANGO
VIRILE VAMPIRE VANILLA
MYSTERY GHOST GOO

*PUN INTENDED
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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minbitt.bsky.social
the biggest motivation boost
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
lillikoifish.bsky.social Lillikoifish @lillikoifish.bsky.social · 9d
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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macholobo.bsky.social
c0mm for @author_lizard! 🐉🎶
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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boner.ink
this is my emotional support u-haul truck filled with fertilizer
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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boner.ink
take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
manlyman95.bsky.social
Boy do I love love having to be on two separate medications for random bouts of anxiety!

...i bet a man can fix me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
cnn image showing hitler sitting on a desk with his arms crossed with headline “researchers say they have verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. a new documentary reveals the findings”
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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junlper.beer
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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mhuyo.bsky.social
1 second power outage
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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b0yskylark.bsky.social
EVERYONE TO CITY HALL TO COLLECT YOUR ASSIGNED PRONOUNS
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Real Talk - Gator Days
Real Talk - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is getting coffee at work when his co-worker, Nate, strikes up a conversation. Nate has been watching elaborate proposal videos. The kind where putting it together probably cost as much as a wedding for some people. August has a mug for his coffee that says "I.T. JUICE". Nate: I love proposal videos! How'd you propose to your ex? August: I didn't. Panel 2 Nate is happy to have an opportunity to learn more about one of his favorite co-workers. Nate: Oh? She proposed to you? August: We never married. Panel 3 Nate is slowly realizing that his mental image of August's life does not match what he has envisioned in his head. Nate: But you have a son. August: Yes. Panel 4 Nate realizes that this conversation is far too real than what he had expected for a coffee break. He is suddenly experiencing levels of awkwardness that he had not mentally prepares for. He tries to think of a way to gracefully exit this conversation. Nate: This conversation has become more real than I was prepared for. August: Want to return to work? Nate: YES! August is unbothered.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
🥐
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM