I have the same thing! But I use this special shampoo that I use once a week that smells horrible but doesn't burn as much as the others.

Also I used this moisturizer that I apply to little flair ups that helps a lot!

Both last for quite a while and I barely have any itchiness or red blotches.

Aww. Sweet boys.

THEY NEED TO BE SHOVED INTO A "get along" T SHIRT!

ok now you can't be mad at spidey. he made the closest thing to old man yaoi real.

"forgive me father for I have sinned"

And

"Sorry Daddy I've been bad"

Are technically the same sentence...

"we’ve assembled the largest team of artists ever for the franchise" well then get one of them to paint something like you have for every other loading screen across the game's history

MONSTER FUCKER COMES* IN FOUR GREAT NEW FLAVORS

WILD WEREWOLF WANGERMELON
MUMMY MEMBER MANGO
VIRILE VAMPIRE VANILLA
MYSTERY GHOST GOO

*PUN INTENDED

Yeah they need to get with the program.

paleophilia Is where it's at now.

We're fucking the T-Rex bones here people.

Almost exactly how I pictured his voice.