Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee
@manateejay.bsky.social
he’s skeeting with the angels now
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Guy who’s trying to seem as hung as possible to his fellow jurors at the trial
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Guy who’s trying to seem as hung as possible to his fellow jurors at the trial
i was not involved in JFK’s assassination
August 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i was not involved in JFK’s assassination
bro last night could’ve been an email
March 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
bro last night could’ve been an email
it still makes me mad that out all Nelson Mandela’s accomplishments, including becoming the first black president of South Africa and ending apartheid, what he’s best known for in the US is that most Americans couldn’t be arsed to remember if he had died in prison or not
September 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
it still makes me mad that out all Nelson Mandela’s accomplishments, including becoming the first black president of South Africa and ending apartheid, what he’s best known for in the US is that most Americans couldn’t be arsed to remember if he had died in prison or not
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the perfect cum sock for catholics
September 10, 2023 at 6:11 AM
the perfect cum sock for catholics
straight boys love to drink 4 gin n tonics and then beg their bisexual girlfriends to put a finger up the butt
August 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
straight boys love to drink 4 gin n tonics and then beg their bisexual girlfriends to put a finger up the butt
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Starbucks needs to have a drink that only aliens can drink. Because then if you saw someone drinking it you would know right away, boom, that's a alien.
August 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Starbucks needs to have a drink that only aliens can drink. Because then if you saw someone drinking it you would know right away, boom, that's a alien.
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What drives me up a wall is that he’s *NOT* a free speech absolutist, Cis is a slur, he does whatever authoritarian regimes want him to do, he sues and fires people for disagreeing with him. He’s the fucking anti free speech scold newspapers can’t shut up about but they never notice it
August 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
What drives me up a wall is that he’s *NOT* a free speech absolutist, Cis is a slur, he does whatever authoritarian regimes want him to do, he sues and fires people for disagreeing with him. He’s the fucking anti free speech scold newspapers can’t shut up about but they never notice it
the obvious “wtf” aside, it’s extremely gross that so many people are opining on a person’s genetics based on literally nothing. no tests have been released. no doctors that treated her have spoken publicly. this is just megan completely guessing, based on looks, that Khelif has a genetic disorder
![[wall of text by Megan McArdle recapping all the crazy shit she’s read about hormones on patriots dot biz or whereeverthefuck]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qjzrpzlcmir3bkss4b5nh6ox/bafkreieancozaq37dpm63fwjrwbto5twck5ndzljvo3xrumwvj7xkl6qwe@jpeg)
August 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
the obvious “wtf” aside, it’s extremely gross that so many people are opining on a person’s genetics based on literally nothing. no tests have been released. no doctors that treated her have spoken publicly. this is just megan completely guessing, based on looks, that Khelif has a genetic disorder
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here’s what I’ve settled on:
— polo and water polo are too different to have similar names
— handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo
— what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball
— polo and water polo are too different to have similar names
— handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo
— what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball
August 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
here’s what I’ve settled on:
— polo and water polo are too different to have similar names
— handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo
— what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball
— polo and water polo are too different to have similar names
— handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo
— what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball
garfield the cat was so right about lasagna. that shit smacks
August 5, 2024 at 7:18 PM
garfield the cat was so right about lasagna. that shit smacks
golf should not be in the Olympics
August 2, 2024 at 5:27 AM
golf should not be in the Olympics
if they go low, we tunnel below their defenses and attack under the cover of darkness
July 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
if they go low, we tunnel below their defenses and attack under the cover of darkness
it feels illegal to have gay sex in July and that’s why it’s the best month to have gay sex
July 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
it feels illegal to have gay sex in July and that’s why it’s the best month to have gay sex
can we finally talk about how many pirate flags served cunt?
July 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
can we finally talk about how many pirate flags served cunt?
not watching Bibi’s congressional address. can’t stand to see our genocidal representatives hoot and holler for that man.
July 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
not watching Bibi’s congressional address. can’t stand to see our genocidal representatives hoot and holler for that man.
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It's embarrassing how far behind the US is to the rest of the world in fast food
August 24, 2023 at 8:20 PM
It's embarrassing how far behind the US is to the rest of the world in fast food
he really did it, the madman
July 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
he really did it, the madman
what the actual fuck is this, CNN
July 20, 2024 at 11:26 PM
what the actual fuck is this, CNN
growing eyes on the side of my head in order to more effectively detect predators, but mostly for aesthetic reasons
July 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
growing eyes on the side of my head in order to more effectively detect predators, but mostly for aesthetic reasons
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His ex-wife is in the replies.
July 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
His ex-wife is in the replies.
nobody in mainstream politics has any juice anymore. totally juiceless campaign.
July 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
nobody in mainstream politics has any juice anymore. totally juiceless campaign.
the far right has galvanized and have developed a cohesive plan to turn the US into a techno-fascist theocracy. what better time to start some good old-fashioned leftist infighting
July 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
the far right has galvanized and have developed a cohesive plan to turn the US into a techno-fascist theocracy. what better time to start some good old-fashioned leftist infighting
kyle glass did nothing wrong
July 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
kyle glass did nothing wrong
you notice how suddenly the violence is “political” once rich people start getting targeted
July 16, 2024 at 5:33 PM
you notice how suddenly the violence is “political” once rich people start getting targeted