Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee
@manateejay.bsky.social
he’s skeeting with the angels now
can we finally talk about how many pirate flags served cunt?
July 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
can we finally talk about how many pirate flags served cunt?
what the actual fuck is this, CNN
July 20, 2024 at 11:26 PM
what the actual fuck is this, CNN
drinking the customary pre-flight beer at LAX
June 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM
drinking the customary pre-flight beer at LAX
do you even relish the beauty of every day existence?
May 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
do you even relish the beauty of every day existence?
real spam posting hours
May 11, 2024 at 5:49 PM
real spam posting hours
y’all already know what time it is
May 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
y’all already know what time it is
ask and ye shall receive
April 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
ask and ye shall receive
shoutout to @rabidya.hellthread.cc for taking the time to cater to my whims and create this beautiful new friend for me
March 14, 2024 at 11:08 PM
shoutout to @rabidya.hellthread.cc for taking the time to cater to my whims and create this beautiful new friend for me
me every monday after the all-hands meeting:
February 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
me every monday after the all-hands meeting:
in light of certain discourse i feel i must once again clarify:
February 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
in light of certain discourse i feel i must once again clarify:
had a sudden realization in the shower and had to jump out and grab my phone
February 8, 2024 at 5:38 PM
had a sudden realization in the shower and had to jump out and grab my phone
counterpoint:
February 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
counterpoint:
this will be my only contribution to the DEI discourse
February 1, 2024 at 9:00 PM
this will be my only contribution to the DEI discourse
this is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read 🥰
January 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
this is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read 🥰
me when i make a dad joke at the party but all the baddies laugh anyway
January 8, 2024 at 3:51 AM
me when i make a dad joke at the party but all the baddies laugh anyway
i do not like these creatures. nasty little gremlins. don’t trust them one bit. we should be able to hunt them for their pelts
January 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
i do not like these creatures. nasty little gremlins. don’t trust them one bit. we should be able to hunt them for their pelts
im built like this, if u even care
January 3, 2024 at 8:20 PM
im built like this, if u even care
just realized the image didn’t attach lmao
December 26, 2023 at 1:03 AM
just realized the image didn’t attach lmao