Mamezy
@mamezy.bsky.social
Baltimore-based baseball-loving soccer-watching Jewish weirdo, bookish garden gnome and Night Kitchen baker. Other interests include healthcare, law, and Being Outside. Opinions my own. Space stations not moons. Skeets not legal advice. She/her.
Mild Frustration With The Machine
U1
June 12, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Mild Frustration With The Machine
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Related to previous posts: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spay & neuter your pets. In Los Angeles, about 250 kittens are born for every human. Shelters are having to euthanize dozens of kittens a day, which, among other things, is creating a major mental health crisis for shelter workers. FIX THOSE CATS.
June 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Related to previous posts: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spay & neuter your pets. In Los Angeles, about 250 kittens are born for every human. Shelters are having to euthanize dozens of kittens a day, which, among other things, is creating a major mental health crisis for shelter workers. FIX THOSE CATS.
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What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.
Not buying it. If NFTs were queer the art would be better.
July 21, 2023 at 7:02 PM
What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.
I am both
May 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I am both
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BONO: we need to come up with a band name
THE EDGE: (totally not listening) you too
THE EDGE: (totally not listening) you too
April 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
BONO: we need to come up with a band name
THE EDGE: (totally not listening) you too
THE EDGE: (totally not listening) you too
Oh my god Wayne’s World is the Tom Holland thingie
April 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Oh my god Wayne’s World is the Tom Holland thingie
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Had never seen Emma Stone with her husband before and they look like Wario and Waluigi for Emily Blunt and Jim Office
April 12, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Had never seen Emma Stone with her husband before and they look like Wario and Waluigi for Emily Blunt and Jim Office
Fuck Bibi into the sun
Several family members of hostages held by Hamas in Gaza told Netanyahu in a meeting on Thursday that they get better treatment from the White House than from the Israeli government, two sources who attended the meeting told Axios.
www.axios.com/2024/03/28/i...
www.axios.com/2024/03/28/i...
Hostage families told Netanyahu they get better treatment from the White House than from Israel
Netanyahu is facing growing public pressure as critics accuse him of not pursuing a hostage deal for political reasons.
www.axios.com
March 29, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Fuck Bibi into the sun
I once lightly disagreed with David Sirota and he went full Karen. Offered to send me a new tinfoil hat and everything.
what’s the stupidest and/or funniest internet beef you’ve ever been in? there have got to be some great stories here
March 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I once lightly disagreed with David Sirota and he went full Karen. Offered to send me a new tinfoil hat and everything.
Illinois has so many options and imma let you finish but…Kanye? Is is Kanye?
If it’s not Kanye it’s either Blago or George Ryan, who is the only one to have killed actual humans, so probably it’s him
If it’s not Kanye it’s either Blago or George Ryan, who is the only one to have killed actual humans, so probably it’s him
March 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Illinois has so many options and imma let you finish but…Kanye? Is is Kanye?
If it’s not Kanye it’s either Blago or George Ryan, who is the only one to have killed actual humans, so probably it’s him
If it’s not Kanye it’s either Blago or George Ryan, who is the only one to have killed actual humans, so probably it’s him
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Sorry folks, The Wire didn't do a ham-handed "this Bridge is a metaphor for the working class" meme, but the actual scene is fucking iconic in its own right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoP...
11. Hard Cases Opening Nick and Frank
C 2008 Home Box Office Inc, All Rights Reserved
www.youtube.com
March 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sorry folks, The Wire didn't do a ham-handed "this Bridge is a metaphor for the working class" meme, but the actual scene is fucking iconic in its own right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoP...
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I wake up and have texts and messages about the Baltimore Key Bridge collapsing. The bridge actually connects my side of town to Baltimore. I live on a hill, and when people drive up and marvel at the view, I point out how you can see the Key Bridge from here.
It's just gone.
It's just gone.
March 26, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I wake up and have texts and messages about the Baltimore Key Bridge collapsing. The bridge actually connects my side of town to Baltimore. I live on a hill, and when people drive up and marvel at the view, I point out how you can see the Key Bridge from here.
It's just gone.
It's just gone.
Absolutely here for 18th Brumaire humor. Just a potato in a sack, baby
History repeats first as tragedy then as
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: FARCE
Doesn't take a German economist to
EBB: PARSE
As outlined in the 18th Brumaire by
EBB: MARX
Capital rallies to fashy failsons like
EBB: SHARKS
This history is dialectical, it
EBB: ARCS
Classes in tension see
EBB: SPARKS
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: FARCE
Doesn't take a German economist to
EBB: PARSE
As outlined in the 18th Brumaire by
EBB: MARX
Capital rallies to fashy failsons like
EBB: SHARKS
This history is dialectical, it
EBB: ARCS
Classes in tension see
EBB: SPARKS
I think the career of Napoleon III bears out that, if you have that sort of cult, it can be transferred to an heir, no matter how absolutely shit they are. If their special fascist dad croaks, but someone they identify as legitimate steps in, they’ll justify it to themselves.
March 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Absolutely here for 18th Brumaire humor. Just a potato in a sack, baby
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Still soul crushingly grim to me that the people who invented large language models’ first thought wasn’t “we can use this to get people to do less grueling paperwork” or “we can effectively automate taxes” but instead “finally, something that will crush, dehumanize and factory farm all art.”
March 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Still soul crushingly grim to me that the people who invented large language models’ first thought wasn’t “we can use this to get people to do less grueling paperwork” or “we can effectively automate taxes” but instead “finally, something that will crush, dehumanize and factory farm all art.”
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I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”
March 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”
It’s a good rule
always repost Tom holland doing umbrella. It's one of the rules that transferred from the old site
March 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
It’s a good rule
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They gotta let the old man vamp. His staff keeping him in bubble wrap is not helping. Spike this man's ovaltine and let him rip, imo.
March 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
They gotta let the old man vamp. His staff keeping him in bubble wrap is not helping. Spike this man's ovaltine and let him rip, imo.
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Moby Dick House of Kabob; 9812 Falls Rd #102, Potomac, MD 20854, USA https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=39.0170521%2C-77.21049119999999&query_place_id=ChIJK7ADgrw0tokR-OcNBYBv-YI
March 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Moby Dick House of Kabob; 9812 Falls Rd #102, Potomac, MD 20854, USA https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=39.0170521%2C-77.21049119999999&query_place_id=ChIJK7ADgrw0tokR-OcNBYBv-YI
TWISTER CANNOT BE IMPROVED UPON
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DARE YOU
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DARE YOU
NO ONE ASKED FOR A TWISTER REMAKE NO ONE HOW ABSOLUTE DARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH
March 3, 2024 at 4:20 AM
TWISTER CANNOT BE IMPROVED UPON
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DARE YOU
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DARE YOU
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Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.”
“And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.”
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
March 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.”
“And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.”