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workingfamilies.org
26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani.

Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money.

That is how we win.
Mayor Mamdani. A photo of Zohran smiling. Zohran wins
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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krisslowrance.bsky.social
People should be just as pissed about this as Kimmel.
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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kkroll.bsky.social
🧪 Many official government websites now have partisan propaganda about the government shutdown (as below for NIH/HHS)--this is an illegal violation of the Hatch Act. See the instructions below for registering your objection to this illegal use of government webpages for partisan propaganda.
October 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
malortenjoyer.bsky.social
new Pope is from Chicago, you know what that means - put ketchup on a hot dog and you go directly to Hell
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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amybrown.xyz
“average person has 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 1 friend. Friendly Georg, who has over 10,000 friends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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costasamaras.com
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
malortenjoyer.bsky.social
I wonder if Bill Board is fighting the removal of anything in particular
milesklee.bsky.social Batman or halo @milesklee.bsky.social · Apr 28
San Antonio funeral home mogul Dick Tips
pic of an older white guy. Express-News headline: San Antonio funeral home mogul Dick Tips takes on HOA over billboard removal
April 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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newseye.bsky.social
NEW: TIME publishes interview with Trump.

This is a REAL section of the transcript.

It is impossible to read this and not conclude that Trump is suffering profound, cognitive decay.
Your trade adviser, Peter Navarro, says 90 deals in 90 days is possible. We're now 13 days into the point from when you lifted the reciprocal, the discounted reciprocal tariffs. There's zero deals so far. Why is that? No, there's many deals. When are they going to be announced? You have to understand, I'm dealing with all the companies, very friendly countries. We're meeting with China. We're doing fine with everybody. But ultimately, l've made all the deals. Not one has been announced yet. When are you going to announce them? I've made 200 deals. You've made 200 deals? 100%. Can you share with whom? Because the deal is a deal that I choose. View it ditterently: We are a department store, and we set the price. I meet with the companies, and then I set a fair price, what I consider to be a fair price, and they can pay it, or they don't have to pay it. They don't have to do business with the United States, but I set a tariff on countries. Some have been horrible to us. Some have been okay. Nobody's been great. Nobody's been great. Everybody took advantage of us. What I'm doing is I will, at a certain point in the not too distant future, I will set a fair price of tariffs for different countries. These are countries-some of them have made hundreds of billions of dollars, and some of them have made just a lot of money. Very few of them have made nothing because the United States was being ripped off by every, almost every country in the world, in the entire world. So I will set a price, and when I set the price, and I will set it fairly according to the statistics, and according to everything else. I'm just curious, why don't you announce these deals that you've solidified? I would say, over the next three to four weeks, and we're finished, by the way. You're finished? We'll be finished. Oh, you will be finished in three to four weeks. I'll be finished. Now, some countries may come back and ask for an adjustment, and I'll consider that, but l'll basically be, with great knowledge, setting-ready? We're a department store, a giant department store, the biggest department store in history. Everybody wants to come in and take from us. They're going to come in and they're going to pay a price for taking our treasure, for taking our jobs, for doing all of these things. But what I'm doing with the tariffs is people are coming in, and they're building at levels you've never seen before. We have $7 trillion of new plants, factories and other things, investment coming into the United States. And if you look back at past presidents, nobody was anywhere near that. And this is in three months. Will you call President Xi if he doesn't call you? No. You won't? Nope. Has he called you yet? Yep. When did he call you? He's called. And I don't think that's a sign of weakness on his behalf. But you would think it's a sign of weakness if you called him? I don't-I just look- Well, what did he say? If people want to-well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. It's a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices, and I'll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay.
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.
April 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: hey what's up

MC ESCHER: i have no idea
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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earlgreymemes.club
screenshot of a tweet exchange; LAm_CyberSmith: Wait, Vienna isn't in Italy? I_Am_CyberSmith: No, different cities, you were right. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Venice tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Vienna deathcore__doggy: when you look cities up do you usually do it through the dr who wiki
April 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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rosalarian.bsky.social
I have two wolves inside me and both of them are HIM.
radiantg.bsky.social Radiant G🌈✨ @ Kirby Air Riders Streaming on Twitch @radiantg.bsky.social · Apr 26
“Transmasc is a spectrum”

“What spectrum?”

The spectrum:
Rowdyruff boys PPG Him PPG
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Casual reminder that the country fucking hates this shit.
A series of presidential approval polls from the last two weeks, all but one in negative double digit approval, including one at -20.
April 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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jonalba.bsky.social
Absolutely wild to me people insist there will be a free and fair election in 2028.
thebulwark.com The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · Apr 25
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted and deleted a post saying the agency arrested a judge
April 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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merriam-webster.com
The phrase ‘just deserts’ has only one S.

It has nothing to do with desserts 🧁or deserts 🏜️.

The word ‘desert’ is spelled like🏜️ and pronounced like🧁.

It's related to ‘deserve’ and means “reward or punishment deserved or earned by one’s qualities or acts.”
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
malortenjoyer.bsky.social
fever dreams are such a real thing because under no other circumstances would my brain give me a sex dream about Ray Romano
April 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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acyn.bsky.social
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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ceej.online
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Emperor Augustus, I have come to meet you, as you are a major inspiration for my own empire in the distant future.
CAESAR AUGUSTUS: (whispering to his advisors) The stretched-out child has the hair of a dog
April 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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retr0.id
public transport users have truly perfected the art of coughing
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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brucedlittle.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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consume.red
(to my worm gf) and you can have it all, my empire of dirt
April 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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thesarahrose.bsky.social
I guess we are doing this now — drivers, keep your passport with you
Being stopped by immigration officers or other law enforcement can be frightening, but it's important to stay calm. During any encounter with law enforcement, it's important to do the following: • Stay calm and don't run, argue, resist, or fight the officer, even if you believe your rights are being violated or you are being treated unfairly. Keep your hands where police can see them, and tell them if you need to reach into a glove compartment or for a wallet to show your papers. • Don't lie about your status or provide false documents. • If you are pulled over in a traffic stop: Ask if the officer is from the police department or immigration. Immigration officers often identify themselves as "police," but they are not police. Ask if they are from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or Customs and Border Protection (CBP), If they are immigration officers, follow these guidelines about what information to provide. • If you are a U.S. citizen or have lawful immigration status: Show your passport, legal permanent resident card, work permit, or other documentation of your status. If you are over the age of 18, you should carry your papers with you at all times, • If you are undocumented: You have the right to remain silent and do not have to discuss your immigration or citizenship status with the police, immigration agents, or other officials. Anything you tell an officer can later be used against you in immigration court. • If an officer knocks on your door: Do not open the door. Teach your children not to open the door. Officers must have a warrant signed by a judge to enter your home. ICE "warrants" are not signed by judges; they are ICE forms signed by ICE officers and they do not grant authority to enter a home without consent of the occupant(s). • If you are outdoors and think you see immigration officers nearby: • Move to a safe indoor space • If you are a U.S. citizen and feel safe to do so, record the activity with your phone or write down any relevant in…
April 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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lexialex.bsky.social
“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

- Ta-Nehisi Coates
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM