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when I'm dead I'll rest
not that I'd agree anyway, but uh, what's that?
April 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
it is 2025, why have they not made these for humans yet? c'mon I need this
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
y'all ever text your dead best friend or is that just me
March 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
different person, same feeling
March 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
tonight is the fourth night of 2025 that I will sleep without a cast, aircast boot, or splint on my left leg. cleared for partial weight bearing and starting physical therapy!!
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
this is my favorite bookmark and has been for the past fourteen years. I got it at the Jewel and it expired in 2013.
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
well, it's about time to get pet stairs so this thirteen year old man can get up onto the bed without having to use his claws. if anyone needs me I'll be crying myself dehydrated.
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
here's my own version of this, which is actually from a few years ago when things were significantly less awful 🥲
February 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
obviously none of these questions will be answered in any sort of accurate or even coherent way, but btwn this & keeping J6 rioters from state employment, Pritzker is making me very proud to be in IL this week.
January 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM