Seahawks Go To Hell
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Baja Blasting Into a Kleenex
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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The priest at my snake church said science is a myth
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The priest at my snake church said science is a myth
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The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.
“Refs stole the game from the Lions”
Boy I sure hope that never happens to anyone else
Boy I sure hope that never happens to anyone else
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Refs stole the game from the Lions”
Boy I sure hope that never happens to anyone else
Boy I sure hope that never happens to anyone else
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
We’re all aware of how much Goff loves it when the Rams lose
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We’re all aware of how much Goff loves it when the Rams lose
She McGill on my Jimmy till I Chuck
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
She McGill on my Jimmy till I Chuck
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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That male-to-male extension cord you're trying to make is not just a good idea — it's inspirational.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That male-to-male extension cord you're trying to make is not just a good idea — it's inspirational.
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
My wife and I do our best to be regular people but we also own Funko pops and have LED ropes in our bedroom which makes us *checks notes* epic fail millennial core consumerpilled trendcels
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My wife and I do our best to be regular people but we also own Funko pops and have LED ropes in our bedroom which makes us *checks notes* epic fail millennial core consumerpilled trendcels
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wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
if ai is so good why is there no bj?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Gila Monster
Mojave Rattlesnake
Coyote
Elk
Turkey
Gila Monster
Mojave Rattlesnake
Coyote
Elk
Turkey
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Cape buffalo
A Saint Bernard wearing a cowboy hat
Coyote
Lesser flamingo
Possum
Lion
Cape buffalo
A Saint Bernard wearing a cowboy hat
Coyote
Lesser flamingo
Possum
Lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Whales
Kangaroos
Koalas
Black Rhinos
African Wild Dogs
Whales
Kangaroos
Koalas
Black Rhinos
African Wild Dogs
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Gila Monster
Mojave Rattlesnake
Coyote
Elk
Turkey
Gila Monster
Mojave Rattlesnake
Coyote
Elk
Turkey
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Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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it’s called AI because when i look at it i say “ey i don’t think that looks so good”
September 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
it’s called AI because when i look at it i say “ey i don’t think that looks so good”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
Microdosing fascism by playing Space Marine 2 and watching Kingdom of Heaven on the other monitor
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Microdosing fascism by playing Space Marine 2 and watching Kingdom of Heaven on the other monitor
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
I hate 31 of 32 NFL teams including the Lions but that PI feels like a ratfucking against Detroit
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I hate 31 of 32 NFL teams including the Lions but that PI feels like a ratfucking against Detroit