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Dave Dellecese
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Father. Husband. Dork. | Former Journalist & News Anchor. | Senior Writer for a University. | Writer / Author: The Little Lamp, Lucy & the Ghost Take the Stage, Lacey & Lily, prose in AHOY Comics, and some other stuffs.

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World’s greatest detectives.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sure, Chuck. We’ll do that in December.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Always snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Called Schumer and Gillibrand and let them know how utterly spineless it is of them to cave and urged them to hold the line. If any of these are your reps, please do the same.
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Primary the hell out of every single one of them that caves.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Honestly, everything went downhill after The Ghost and Molly McGee was cancelled.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
At my teen’s request, we are currently watching…
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reposted by Dave Dellecese
RON HOWARD NARRATION: On the next Arrested Development…
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dick Gautier was a much better Hymie.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RON HOWARD NARRATION: On the next Arrested Development…
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Over/under on Mike Johnson saying he hasn’t seen any election results and doesn’t know anything about that?
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m just so proud of you all.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass of wine .
Alt: Michael Scott holds up his drink, points at you and winks.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Come on, NYC. Teach Andrew Cuomo something he should have learned long ago - no means no.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A terrible loss for readers and just...everyone. One of the few that has been stepping up to do necessary and incredible work amid the ongoing nightmare.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If anyone else said "i don't know anything about that" or "i haven't seen that" at their job as many times as Dime Store Sweetchuck does, they would have been fired ages ago.
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November 1st.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Don’t panic, Aunt Harriet! It’s not the work of the Clock King! It’s just #DaylightSaving here again. Don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Well, gang. Looks like we’ve got a real mystery on our hands.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And if you look to the skies on Halloween night, they say you just might see Richard Deacon riding a broomstick.
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Still a few more days left for early voting in New York State. Early voting ends Sunday, November 2, 2025. Then your last chance on Election Day - Tuesday, November 4.

Never sit out an election. Big, small, federal, local - they all count. Make your voice count too.
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
War of the Worlds is always a go-to for me this season, but this year I really want to suggest the Suspense episode "Sorry, Wrong Number" - Agnes Moorehead putting on a practically one-woman show and tour de force in terror.

LISTEN: archive.org/download/TSP...
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ray is good people and if there’s any way you could help he and his family out, even by a little, I know he would be forever grateful.
Hi, Bluesky.
I don't tend to do this kind of thing, but:

This A.M. my landlord sent my family and I eviction papers for 14 days from now.

That's November 8th. My actual birthday. I'm scrambling for solutions at my factory job rn.

Any gift, share, or kind word helps!

www.paypal.me/handthatsque...
Pay Raymond Jacques using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/handthatsqueedz and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
“I tell ya, the economy back home’s getting so bad, we can only afford extra-slutty olive oil.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just saw A-ha’s Take on Me used in a pharmaceutical commercial and after this paralyzing shock subsides I will be crumbling to dust.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Dave Dellecese
You can wake up each morning and type "These fucking people..." as a social media post and it'll always be relevant.
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM