@malatestaempire.bsky.social
Just a Jackson, MS lawyer planning his next vacation to Destin over a quick lunch at Keifers.
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Reminder
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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RUN IT BACK
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Shoutout to the Auburn fans who told me that High Freeze and Lane Kiffin were basically the same person three years ago.
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.
Rand Paul: "People say, 'Oh, people have a right to say things.' Well, actually they don't necessarily have a right to say things. Many people have in their contract what we call a morals clause ... I think it is time for this to be a crackdown on people."
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.
Texas A&M University System orders audit of all courses after gender identity lesson goes viral

Details: bit.ly/42jauQZ
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social The Honeybaked Ham has a killer meat and three. I never get the ham, but it’s an option. My lawyer wife loves it so much legal vendors market to her by sending her gift cards for Christmas gifts.
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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The president calling for the prosecution of individuals & companies he doesn't like should immediately end a presidency like it would have for anyone before this One Special Boy
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social is it ok to ask whether the WSJ published the article to give themselves the opportunity to bribe Trump? Is that idea outlandish at this point?
July 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is going to be the closest that journalists will get to having the same thing lawyers have with My Cousin Vinny.
The trailer for Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere, starring Jeremy Allen White as Bruce Springsteen, is here 🎸

In theaters on October 24.
June 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Popeyes VI
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE GINGER IV.
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I was in a meeting. Has anyone made a B1G Papa joke? Can’t be the first one.
May 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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if you have facts about a war plans violation, send it to compliance@olemiss.edu. if not, please do not slander these young men or insult their family
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
theonion.com/conserv...
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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tomorrow, Bret Bielema will steal the contents of Shane Beamer's garage fridge
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Shamelessly stolen from Steve on the other app:

Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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The Southern DL Willie Myles Scoop and score video from WAFB9 in Baton Rouge. Video posted by Kevin Batiste Jr.
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Welcome to the Annual Most Dad* Thing You Did In The Last Year Thread. Per tradition, I will lead off:

I bought a mitre saw almost entirely because it was on sale, and now I will find the thinnest excuse to incorporate it into any home project.

*You need not have kids or identify as male to Dad.
June 16, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Bad night to be a White Claw in Oxford
October 1, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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“Don’t worry Lauren, I once got kicked out of High School Musical.”

“I don’t think that movie was in theaters, Matt.”

“What movie?”
September 14, 2023 at 2:30 AM