John Makuch
@makuchjohn.bsky.social
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I don't know too much about nothin'.
I don't know too much about nothin'.
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
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LOL -- Trump announces that his new healthcare plan, which he says was inspired by watching the pharma CEOs kiss his ass, is simply asking the healthcare companies to lower their prices
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
LOL -- Trump announces that his new healthcare plan, which he says was inspired by watching the pharma CEOs kiss his ass, is simply asking the healthcare companies to lower their prices
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Me: Back in my day we had to star 69 someone when we got an unexpected call
Gen Z person: You did what
Gen Z person: You did what
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Me: Back in my day we had to star 69 someone when we got an unexpected call
Gen Z person: You did what
Gen Z person: You did what
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Trump's first words: "Wow, what a group of people. They make a lot of money."
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trump's first words: "Wow, what a group of people. They make a lot of money."
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
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This is a photo from the Vanity Fair article. Notice how they have to arrange it so Stephen Miller is on the end, so it isn’t obvious that there is no reflection of him on the mirrored table.🧛
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is a photo from the Vanity Fair article. Notice how they have to arrange it so Stephen Miller is on the end, so it isn’t obvious that there is no reflection of him on the mirrored table.🧛
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OPINION: The Trump FBI is drawing up an enemies list that could encompass well over half the US public: Do you "advance ... opposition to law and immigration enforcement"?
Trump just took this giant step towards authoritarian rule — and the media ignored it
The Trump FBI is drawing up an enemies list that could encompass well over half the US public: Do you “advance … opposition to law and immigration enforcement”? Do you have “extreme views in favor of mass migration and open borders”? Show an “adherence to radical gender ideology,” meaning you think ...
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
OPINION: The Trump FBI is drawing up an enemies list that could encompass well over half the US public: Do you "advance ... opposition to law and immigration enforcement"?
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Absolute king shit here. Hell fucking yeah, Kenner. Metarie would never.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Absolute king shit here. Hell fucking yeah, Kenner. Metarie would never.
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FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
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"ugh fuck you for being right i hate you so much you're so ANNOYINGLY correct" ahhhhhhhhh that's the stuff please inject that right into my veins
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"ugh fuck you for being right i hate you so much you're so ANNOYINGLY correct" ahhhhhhhhh that's the stuff please inject that right into my veins
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Nonverbal communication really needs everyone to be good at it otherwise ur sitting there shooting signals into the aether and trying to interpret static
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nonverbal communication really needs everyone to be good at it otherwise ur sitting there shooting signals into the aether and trying to interpret static
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America: Did you order the code Red?
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
America: Did you order the code Red?
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
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REMOVE THE REGIME!!
Dropkick Murphys in D.C.!!!
🌈I need a miracle☝🏼🌈
Dropkick Murphys in D.C.!!!
🌈I need a miracle☝🏼🌈
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
REMOVE THE REGIME!!
Dropkick Murphys in D.C.!!!
🌈I need a miracle☝🏼🌈
Dropkick Murphys in D.C.!!!
🌈I need a miracle☝🏼🌈
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
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I think about this a lot. His narcissism will be his own downfall.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think about this a lot. His narcissism will be his own downfall.
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A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
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Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
www.forbes.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
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"Where's the beef"
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Where's the beef"
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"the tylenol and antifa were in the placenta making autism and i saw the autism and the autism looked at me"
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"the tylenol and antifa were in the placenta making autism and i saw the autism and the autism looked at me"