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Looks like Santa's currently flying around Mexico. Oh, and what's that body of water to its east?
Thank you, NORAD!
✅ Gulf of Mexico
#USDemocracy #MomSky
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Santa bout to be accused of trafficking fentanyl & shot out of the sky now. NORAD getting defunded by Friday 😪😔
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Someone excitedly following Santa on NORAD's tracker and spotting the term "Gulf of Mexico".
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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The NORAD Tracks Santa thing is cool, but no way should they let the current President talk to children.

Because of the Epstein stuff.
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Before you laugh there are kids that still believe in Santa…

Remember there are still ADULTS that believe in Donald Trump 🥴

#Trump #NORAD #HolidayGreetings

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December 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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NORAD tracked Santa. Trump tracked enemies, ghosts, and a five-year-old election, then ditched Christmas dinner at Mar-a-Lago to hide in his grievance pantry, shoveling raw resentment straight into the internet. 🎄📱
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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NORAD blasts Santa from the skies after Secretary of War Hegseth determined that there were definitely drugs in some of those parcels.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Much love and joy to you and yours. Thank you #PhotographersOfBluesky for sharing your wonderful art with the world. Copenhagen, Denmark. 2025. #Misty #Copenhagen #Photography #EastCoastKin #Xmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Democracy dies in ▪️.
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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MS Now is reporting over a million more Epstein files have been found.
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is what happens when the trump White House takes over the social media account for the DoJ. (Axios is reporting they have.) I hope this lands them in legal trouble.
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A robin on Christmas Eve

#birds #photography
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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CBS burying the 60 Minutes CECOT story is exactly why the Ellison family shouldn’t be allowed to buy Warner Bros. Discovery
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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New DOJ files reveal trump was on Epstein’s jet EIGHT times -- directly contradicting his claims. Bill Clinton claps back.

Also, SCOTUS hands trump a big L on the National Guard. Nicki Minaj glazes "handsome" trump.

🚨LIVE ON MY YOUTUBE AT 6:30 PM ET
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The scariest part isn’t that this could happen. It’s that it’s how it’s supposed to happen.
Putin didn’t need to pressure the U.S. He just needed us to choose the wrong door.👇

www.jackhopkinsnow.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Where did our Government get the numbers that the Country is doing well? Cause, we’re not
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I think we need a new talk show.

Get trump voters, cabinet members, ice agents on there, let them share their views for five minutes.

Then the host simply nods and asks, "The fuck is wrong with you?"

Arsenio Hall or Wanda Sykes would be top choices for hosting.
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM