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Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.
Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.
April 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.
Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.
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Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic dagger
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- speak the ancient language of the owls
- start construction of a mossy hidden tomb deep in the old forest.
- own at least one magic dagger
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- speak the ancient language of the owls
- start construction of a mossy hidden tomb deep in the old forest.
April 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic dagger
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- speak the ancient language of the owls
- start construction of a mossy hidden tomb deep in the old forest.
- own at least one magic dagger
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- speak the ancient language of the owls
- start construction of a mossy hidden tomb deep in the old forest.
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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a soccer player - a good ball handler with a low chance of scoring.
Today you will feel like a soccer player - a good ball handler with a low chance of scoring.
April 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a soccer player - a good ball handler with a low chance of scoring.
Today you will feel like a soccer player - a good ball handler with a low chance of scoring.
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Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦
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🎥Nature
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🎥Nature
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦
🔊
🎥Nature
🔊
🎥Nature
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Nah I'm letting all the quokkas in
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nah I'm letting all the quokkas in
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The world is your oyster - basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.
March 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The world is your oyster - basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.
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CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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March 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
🤣
🤣
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Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live
February 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live
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Hey y'all,
If you are in need of fountain pen ink or accessories & want to support a small, minority AND woman-owned business...
My friend, the owner of Smruti Pens, has had major health challenges lately and has been unable to attend pen shows, their primary income source.
www.SmrutiPens.com
If you are in need of fountain pen ink or accessories & want to support a small, minority AND woman-owned business...
My friend, the owner of Smruti Pens, has had major health challenges lately and has been unable to attend pen shows, their primary income source.
www.SmrutiPens.com
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February 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey y'all,
If you are in need of fountain pen ink or accessories & want to support a small, minority AND woman-owned business...
My friend, the owner of Smruti Pens, has had major health challenges lately and has been unable to attend pen shows, their primary income source.
www.SmrutiPens.com
If you are in need of fountain pen ink or accessories & want to support a small, minority AND woman-owned business...
My friend, the owner of Smruti Pens, has had major health challenges lately and has been unable to attend pen shows, their primary income source.
www.SmrutiPens.com
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February 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fell asleep early. Woke up thinking it was 1 am. It's 8:47 pm. This "morning's" half asleep word jam:
She's just a Skittle Kitten in a schmoo-doodle world.
She's just a Skittle Kitten in a schmoo-doodle world.
February 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fell asleep early. Woke up thinking it was 1 am. It's 8:47 pm. This "morning's" half asleep word jam:
She's just a Skittle Kitten in a schmoo-doodle world.
She's just a Skittle Kitten in a schmoo-doodle world.
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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
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This is how you do it. Thank you, @tupelopress.bsky.social!!!
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is how you do it. Thank you, @tupelopress.bsky.social!!!
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It's a bit early to be getting off your whiskers on a nip fish, Daphne - it's not even lunchtime
February 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It's a bit early to be getting off your whiskers on a nip fish, Daphne - it's not even lunchtime
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Baggy is what you might call “a foodie.”
February 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Baggy is what you might call “a foodie.”
Been listening to a lot of Sinead lately. Had to change up the lyrics a bit though...
February 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Been listening to a lot of Sinead lately. Had to change up the lyrics a bit though...
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BREAKING: A Reagan-appointed federal judge in Seattle has issued a nationwide injunction blocking Trump's executive order, which sought to strip birthright citizenship from Americans born to two undocumented parents.
Reagan Appointee Issues Nationwide Injunction Over Trump Birthright Citizenship Executive Order
The federal judge blasted the Trump Administration in the new order.
meidasnews.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
BREAKING: A Reagan-appointed federal judge in Seattle has issued a nationwide injunction blocking Trump's executive order, which sought to strip birthright citizenship from Americans born to two undocumented parents.