Had the most glorious intersection of pop culture into a small facet of my life last night. The group chat was in shambles, we loved it, we debated it. This is what life is for
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Had the most glorious intersection of pop culture into a small facet of my life last night. The group chat was in shambles, we loved it, we debated it. This is what life is for
Whenever I get a train that goes via Retford I always remember this guy who when he told me he was from Retford (which I had never heard of) went “it’s on the mainline!” Brings me joy as I hear his indignation&accent near 15 years after he said it in my head. Thanks Ollie for a cracker of a line
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Whenever I get a train that goes via Retford I always remember this guy who when he told me he was from Retford (which I had never heard of) went “it’s on the mainline!” Brings me joy as I hear his indignation&accent near 15 years after he said it in my head. Thanks Ollie for a cracker of a line
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
Have found an estate agent that has ChatGPT’d the images online for a flat to sell nearby on Rightmove. How do I know? Well each has been uploaded with the name “ChatGPT” on it, not even a hint of shame. Also it all looks a bit off
September 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Have found an estate agent that has ChatGPT’d the images online for a flat to sell nearby on Rightmove. How do I know? Well each has been uploaded with the name “ChatGPT” on it, not even a hint of shame. Also it all looks a bit off
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*slaps the internet out of your hands*
"It's poisoned!"
"It's poisoned!"
August 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
*slaps the internet out of your hands*
"It's poisoned!"
"It's poisoned!"
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well. at least there's new worms
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
well. at least there's new worms
BlueSky/UK Govt this should’ve been my ID’ing feature ok
I yearn for this simplicity
July 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
BlueSky/UK Govt this should’ve been my ID’ing feature ok
I yearn for this simplicity
July 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I yearn for this simplicity
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I know power tends to corrupt, and absolute power tends to corrupt absolutely, I’m just saying that if I were in charge for 24 hours, those serrated bits on greaseproof paper boxes would actually tear the paper
June 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I know power tends to corrupt, and absolute power tends to corrupt absolutely, I’m just saying that if I were in charge for 24 hours, those serrated bits on greaseproof paper boxes would actually tear the paper
If you want to see what fucked up diet culture the 00s had, discovered this birthday card sent to me about 2006. Not only is this a majorly WEIRD card to send to anyone ever, I was severely underweight for my height and age
May 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you want to see what fucked up diet culture the 00s had, discovered this birthday card sent to me about 2006. Not only is this a majorly WEIRD card to send to anyone ever, I was severely underweight for my height and age
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If you email me and don't promptly get a reply, please be patient. On busy days I receive as many as seven emails and it's simply impossible to keep up. Nevertheless I strive to respond to one in three of them within eight weeks.
April 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If you email me and don't promptly get a reply, please be patient. On busy days I receive as many as seven emails and it's simply impossible to keep up. Nevertheless I strive to respond to one in three of them within eight weeks.
My uterus loves to show off each month how great she is at cramps. Ooooh look, I could push a baby out, put a baby in me - NO. NO I WON’T. YOU WOKE ME UP AT 5AM WITH CRAMPS YOU DICK
April 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My uterus loves to show off each month how great she is at cramps. Ooooh look, I could push a baby out, put a baby in me - NO. NO I WON’T. YOU WOKE ME UP AT 5AM WITH CRAMPS YOU DICK
My good luck had to end sometime and it ended this morning (putting both contact lenses in and neither of them feeling uncomfy where I have to take it out and put it back in)
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My good luck had to end sometime and it ended this morning (putting both contact lenses in and neither of them feeling uncomfy where I have to take it out and put it back in)
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i hate these stupid mobile game ads that are like "my husband cheated! help me get revenge!" and then the revenge is a makeover. girl fuck that, hit him with your car
April 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i hate these stupid mobile game ads that are like "my husband cheated! help me get revenge!" and then the revenge is a makeover. girl fuck that, hit him with your car
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
RIP to Francis, respect to the man, but I’m about to get deep into Vatican politics for the upcoming conclave to the point we’ve started renaming group chats
April 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
RIP to Francis, respect to the man, but I’m about to get deep into Vatican politics for the upcoming conclave to the point we’ve started renaming group chats
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS