Madame Du Vide
@madameduvide.bsky.social
Mostly here to laugh at all your snark.
I take no bullshit.
Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.
I take no bullshit.
Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.
Flu shot kicking my ass so it’s time for G&T’s and my favorite Christmas movie- Bad Santa
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Flu shot kicking my ass so it’s time for G&T’s and my favorite Christmas movie- Bad Santa
Four day weekends feel like too much. I think I need either just three days or a whole week on, whole week off.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Four day weekends feel like too much. I think I need either just three days or a whole week on, whole week off.
Watching people discuss how many Romance/Spice books are sold now makes me think their naïveté is so sweet.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching people discuss how many Romance/Spice books are sold now makes me think their naïveté is so sweet.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Behold! Our centerpiece this year-
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Behold! Our centerpiece this year-
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The single most addictive substance on Portland is not fentanyl. It is not meth.
It is Mama Lil's Peppers.
It is Mama Lil's Peppers.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The single most addictive substance on Portland is not fentanyl. It is not meth.
It is Mama Lil's Peppers.
It is Mama Lil's Peppers.
Fucking A
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fucking A
If only…
Tax The Rich To Stop The Pedophiles seems like a slam dunk political message
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If only…
It’s like you can perceive an audible “click” as things move forward in time but in a new direction. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! 💀
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s like you can perceive an audible “click” as things move forward in time but in a new direction. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! 💀
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Sometimes I go to the grocery store, look at the prices, and think thank goodness they’re protecting some pedos instead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes I go to the grocery store, look at the prices, and think thank goodness they’re protecting some pedos instead
Genuine lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Genuine lol
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has anyone considered introducing the President to one of those weird little phone games where you get to redecorate a house?
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
has anyone considered introducing the President to one of those weird little phone games where you get to redecorate a house?
I needed this this morning 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I needed this this morning 🥹
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Okay FINE I’ll turn on the sports
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Okay FINE I’ll turn on the sports
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
Preparing for a rainy Portland Halloween where my 4yo requested for us to be a family of ghosts, I think we inadvertently made the spookiest costume ever
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Preparing for a rainy Portland Halloween where my 4yo requested for us to be a family of ghosts, I think we inadvertently made the spookiest costume ever
Where the fuck is that weirdo Tom Cotton?? Being groomed for the future no doubt.
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Where the fuck is that weirdo Tom Cotton?? Being groomed for the future no doubt.
Spectacularly, impressively, beautifully and hauntingly depressing post. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Spectacularly, impressively, beautifully and hauntingly depressing post. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Let's be clear about a few things
- he's building/renovating/updating the bunker that sat under the East Wing
- the ballroom is a cover story, just like the original East Wing
- he lied and continues to lie about this
- because he doesn't plan on leaving
- he's building/renovating/updating the bunker that sat under the East Wing
- the ballroom is a cover story, just like the original East Wing
- he lied and continues to lie about this
- because he doesn't plan on leaving
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Let's be clear about a few things
- he's building/renovating/updating the bunker that sat under the East Wing
- the ballroom is a cover story, just like the original East Wing
- he lied and continues to lie about this
- because he doesn't plan on leaving
- he's building/renovating/updating the bunker that sat under the East Wing
- the ballroom is a cover story, just like the original East Wing
- he lied and continues to lie about this
- because he doesn't plan on leaving
One of the best things about having a tiny account with a small number of followers is seeing how many bots there are and blocking 99% of the accounts that follow me. And then, sipping my tea while I continue to read everyone’s snark and enjoy the experience of this website so much more.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One of the best things about having a tiny account with a small number of followers is seeing how many bots there are and blocking 99% of the accounts that follow me. And then, sipping my tea while I continue to read everyone’s snark and enjoy the experience of this website so much more.
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Impose tariffs
Run up prices
Roll back tariffs
Retain prices
Profit
Run up prices
Roll back tariffs
Retain prices
Profit
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Impose tariffs
Run up prices
Roll back tariffs
Retain prices
Profit
Run up prices
Roll back tariffs
Retain prices
Profit
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Shout out to all the small town protesters out there.
There is no anonymity in a tiny town. No strength in numbers or hiding in a crowd. When you stand up for democracy in a small town, EVERYONE knows. Y'all are brave as hell. #NoKings
There is no anonymity in a tiny town. No strength in numbers or hiding in a crowd. When you stand up for democracy in a small town, EVERYONE knows. Y'all are brave as hell. #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Shout out to all the small town protesters out there.
There is no anonymity in a tiny town. No strength in numbers or hiding in a crowd. When you stand up for democracy in a small town, EVERYONE knows. Y'all are brave as hell. #NoKings
There is no anonymity in a tiny town. No strength in numbers or hiding in a crowd. When you stand up for democracy in a small town, EVERYONE knows. Y'all are brave as hell. #NoKings
Anybody have recommendations in Arizona? 🌱
are there any Tree Nerds that have suggestions on what type of tree i should replace it with? the old tree was a mesquite & i liked it but not sure if a different tree would be better.
this is in central arizona. looking for low maintenance, drought tolerance, and fast growth.
this is in central arizona. looking for low maintenance, drought tolerance, and fast growth.
a landscaper murdered my beautiful mature backyard tree and its corpse is finally being removed on tuesday and i just can’t believe that i’m actually devastated over a tree
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Anybody have recommendations in Arizona? 🌱
Opening up Bsky this morning
bart simpson is standing in front of a podium while a man in a hat stands in front of him
ALT: bart simpson is standing in front of a podium while a man in a hat stands in front of him
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Opening up Bsky this morning
Look what loveliness came to me all the way from north Texas! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen these.
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look what loveliness came to me all the way from north Texas! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen these.